Mir Martinez.

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

Come on 10 of pentacles don’t let me down 🤞🏻🤞🏻

When the fuck am I going to receive my sick leave payments because I just want to buy more make up 🤷🏻‍♀️

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

fuck u man

oh boy.. hope my followers sleepin

I’m so sorry to my followers I hate reblogging stuff like this but I can’t not reblog it you know?

Fuck sake

@staff can you delete this post

u kno when u go to bed in a tank top and u wake up with both titties out and that immediately puts u in a romantic ass mood like. too bad no one is here to appreciate these

Do you ever look at a text and just think fuck you

COULDN’T REBLOG THIS FAST ENOUGH.

If a gay couple both invite a best man to their wedding, which best man is actually the best?

That’s why you have them fight to the death as part of the ceremony.

Gay culture is having your best friends fight to the death like gladiators in ancient Rome.

this is what it’s like having siblings

Accurate

the screech lmfaooo

thesylverlining

….oMG? Useful as hell? bless your heart and the creator and just… holy crap. This is going to save me. Like. A world of pain.

I was not ready