but dullahans go eyy

me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

i can’t stop thinking about Iris’s Somnium on the left route. i know it’s actually [redacted] but i’m never gonna forget that feeling of playing that part for the first time going “haha i wonder what this e girl dreams about” and then walking into a fucking murder warehouse.

Sasara: I’m back~ Tho no one’s here to greet me back. Cigarette, cigarette… right, I’m off smoking, so candies instead. Ah, found it. Nothing beats a candy when you need to have something in your mouth. *door bell rings* Hm? What is it now, right after I got home…! Heave-ho!* *answers intercom* Yes, who is this? Carrier: Is this Nurude’s residence? Sasara: Yep, you got it. Carrier: I have a parcel for you. Sasara: Got it, I’ll open the door. Please wait until I’m out. …Wait, a parcel? From who, I wonder.

Carrier: Well then, please excuse me. Sasara: Thanks! Carrier: ……Ah… Sasara: Oh, what’s it? Carrier: U-um, you’re the comedian Nurude-san, right? Sasara: Yes I am? Carrier: I’m a fan! I’m not supposed to stall time while on duty but, may I shake hands with you? Sasara: Oh, not a problem at all! Carrier: *laughs* I’m super happy! I’m totally rooting for you, so please do your best! Sasara: *pats* Thank you! Bye! *locks door* Sasara: The sender is… Hah? For real, Chuoku?? Let’s see… 「Due to our impartial judgement, we will be allowing Nurude Sasara-sama to participate in the next division rap battle. In line with this, we have sent you hypnosis microphone. Please decide your team members by the appointed date, and contact Chuoku’s Administrative Inspection Bureau’s division battle management. Best regards.」 Hah what a troublesome talk. “We’ll be allowing”, for crying out loud, it’s a decided matter! *crumples and throws letter* Member, huh. I can’t think of anyone around me that I want to team up with. What to do… ……-Wait… there is one… So, what do I do…-

C: Oh, there’s Sasara! Sasara: Huh? What are you guys gathering together like that for? C: We’ve heard from the director~ You’re going to join the next division rap battle right? Sasara: Huh… and I told him not to tell others. C: If you haven’t decide the members yet, won’t ya pick me- C: No way, rather than this silly guy with lame jokes, group up with me instead- C: That can’t do! You won’t have a future with these two as your team. If you want to, then you gotta pick me, the runner-up of this year’s manzai tournament. *they joke around and make fun of each other* Sasara: Sorry and thanks, I appreciate it, but I’m not thinking of teaming up with someone at the same work… C: That so? Hmm if that’s the case then it can’t be helped. Sasara: Yeah, sorry.

Colleague: Sasara, do you still have time? Sasara: Should be alright, why? Colleague: Regarding the topic we talked before, have ya give it a thought? Sasara: The pyramid scheme thingy? Colleague: Ya an idiot?? I’ve explained before, it’s not pyramid scheme, it’s network business! Sasara: I don’t get the differences at all. Colleague: Then, I’ll let you meet the boss so just listen to what he has to say~ I told him about you, and he said that he definitely wants to meet you! Sasara: *sigh* What to do. Colleague: He’s someone so busy that he won’t appear just for an explanation meeting, you know! Specially for this time, it seems that he’ll set a meeting just for ya~ Sasara: That’s awesome… -I can’t stand it anymore. “Specially for this time, just for you”, such evident words! I did call him dumb and all, but to think that he’s this dumb.- Colleague: Right? Right right? It’s good right? Sasara: I wonder… I’m packed with jobs… -Ah? Wait… Listening to this super dubious story, won’t it be quite advantageous for me? Let’s make this a material for the next show!- Got it, I’ll take up on your feeling and try to go hear it for once. Colleague: Ohh for real?? Then I’ll talk to him, if there’s an update, I’ll tell you~ Sasara: Sure, thanks!

*school bell rings* Rosho: A-alright, h-here we go. …E-everyone, good- good morning. Students: Good morniiing. Rosho: Well then, t-today, let’s continue from where we left off before… please open the page 129… Students: Okaaay. Girl: Sensei’s cuute~ Boy: And he’s totally fine outside of class session. I don’t get why but it’s funny~ Girl: That’s what’s good about Rosho-sensei~ Rosho: *sighs* -No matter how many times I do this, my stage fright just won’t fix up…-

*bell rings* Rosho: Eh… we’ll stop today’s lesson here. As for your homework until the next lesson… will be that printouts I handed to you earlier… M-make sure, all of you do it… Student: Stand up. Bow. Students: Thank you very muuuch. Rosho: *sighs* It’s finally over… Girl: Rosho-senseeei. May I have a moment? Rosho: Oh? Ah, what’s the matter? Girl: Hehehe. Rosho: What are you laughing for… Girl: Because sensei, you’re a different person now compared to earlier~ Rosho: Haha, I’m trying to understand that myself so I can’t really say anything. Girl: It’s both good, whichever sensei it is~ Rosho: Don’t make fun of me that much. Girl: Kay, kay~ Rosho: One ‘okay’ is enough. Girl: Kaay. Rosho: And so? What’s the matter? Girl: Right right, I have something to ask your advice for. Rosho: Advice? Girl: Yeah. I was in the middle of my part-time job… Rosho: This school doesn’t allow part-time jobs. Why are you asking for an advice on that to a teacher? Girl: Please keep it a secret from the other teachers? Rosho: Can’t be helped. Girl: Thanks~ Rosho: -Well, I’m having a side job secretly too so I can’t really comment on others.- So? What happened during the job? Girl: Right right, the other day at work, I got scouted by someone from a show business company! Rosho: Heh. You want to be a star and you have auditioned before, so isn’t it good? Girl: Hehe, it is! Rosho: But, isn’t street scouts shady though? Girl: Regarding that, it’s the content of the talk that’s fishy. Rosho: I see. Girl: Yeah. He just gave me a business card, and ended there with an exchange of contact details. When I got home, I tried to search the company’s homepage online, and I get that it’s a proper company, still… Rosho: Still? Girl: Well I’m still a bit scared. Rosho: Then why don’t you turn the offer down? Girl: You’re right but, it’s a rare chance so I wouldn’t wanna miss it. And then, I told the scout person at a breath that my 'brother’ wants to meet him to see first! Rosho: You’re not gonna ask your parents? Girl: My parents are strict, and they’ll protest me from getting into the show biz world for sure… Also I wanna confirm that it’s all a sure-thing where they won’t be able to turn me down, then tell them~ Rosho: Honestly. You’ll still have to tell them in the end so better do it sooner. Girl: Please Rosho-sensei, I beg ya! You’re my only reliable sensei! Rosho: -She always says that she wants to become a star, and I do want to be of help…- ……sigh. Just this time. Girl: Alright!! Sensei, thanks!! Rosho: *chuckles* Sure, sure. Girl: Sensei, isn’t 'once is enough"~? Rosho: Sure. Girl: Later! I’m counting on you next! Rosho: 'I’m counting on you next’, what’s it about? Girl: I have a part-time after this, so you have to go there without me! The meeting place’s written here. Then, I’ll leave it to you!! Rosho: *sighs* So she brings the topic to me assuming that I’ll accept it.

Sasara: -That idiot. I thought he’ll be here for sure but he isn’t coming after all??- Waitress: Here’s your cream soda. Sasara: Thank you! -Though with that haughty attitude, he sure does have the nerve to be so late. And I’m having my third cream soda!- Rei: I’m sorry to have kept you waiting. I’m Amayado, nice meeting you. Sasara: -Geez this old man, making people wait, what a totally self-indulgent person.- …Nice to meet you. I’m Nurude Sasara. Rei: *claps* What an honor it is to meet the Nurude Sasara, a solo comedian who’s now at the peak of his fame~ Ah, the pretty oneechan over there, coffee please~ Sasara: -He sure does talk haughtily.- Rei: Then, let’s move to business talk right away. Sasara: Before that, I wanna ask something first, can I? Rei: Of course. Ask anything. Sasara: I’ve only heard a bit about it, but I still can’t tell a pyramid scheme apart. -I do know it actually but I’m curious to hear how he’ll interpret it.- Rei: I see, then let’s start from there. A pyramid scheme is, an endless chain investment scheme that is illegal by law. And, what we do is multi-level marketing. Normally, it’s called the pyramid selling. Waitress: Here’s your coffee. Rei: Ouh, thanks. *sips* Where was I again? Sasara: -His explanation seems normal for now. Let’s pry into it more.- So what’s the difference between that endless chain investment scheme and multi-level marketing? Rei: The biggest difference is, pyramid scheme aims at the transaction of money and valuables, whereas multi-level marketing aims at the commodity transaction. Sasara: Ohoh, so that’s how it is. By the way, what does your company deal with? -If it’s information selling, this is no joke.- Rei: Along with those, we deal mostly with information sales. At the very least, we also deal with daily necessities. Sasara: *spurts drink* Rei: Oh, what’s the matter? Sasara: Ah, ahaha, it’s nothing, pardon me. Rei: I’m not supposed to actually, but just for Sasara-kun I’ll specially show a million yen worth of information sales. Sasara: …Sure, that’s kind of you. Rei: Ah. Here you go. You can take a quick look. Sasara: Well then, do excuse me. *flips page* -…What is this, it’s not even worth a million! If this method is put into practice, it certainly will be a heavily severe matter that even words can’t describe. “Let it be a conspiracy game” it said, and the method is quite reckless too. Anyone who falls for such method is stupid.- Rei: Hm, so how is it, our info sales? Quite an excellent one isn’t it? Sasara: Hahaha, right it is… -This old man is bad news… Don’t you think I’ll fall for this, don’t make fun of me.- Rei: We have those who do various side-jobs here. You’ll even get to broaden your connections, so there’s merit in joining us~ I’ll show you now so hang on. *types* See, isn’t that quite a lot of participants? Sasara: Y-you’re right. -Showing his members’ personal information to someone he just met like me… what a bad news of a guy, in a lot of ways.- Rei: If there’s anyone you’re interested in, I can introduce you to them anytime. Sasara: Why thanks. ……Oh? Rei: Oh? Found someone you’re interested in already? Sasara: Ahh, no… I thought the name resembles someone I know but I’m mistaken. Rei: Oh I see I see. Sasara: Well please excuse me, I have work to do so I’ve to go now. Rei: As expected of an entertainer in demand. I’m sorry to have taken up your time when you’re busy. Sasara: Not at all, I get to listen to an interesting topic so. *walks* Rei: I think we’ll be meeting again sooner or later though~ Sasara: -Huh? …That pudding-headed idiot, he’s easily tricked as usual. Well I do plan to meet him soon, I’ll warn him later.-

Rosho: -It’s 6 o'clock… until I meet up with that person from the entertainment company, I’ll go take a break first. Wait? The living room’s light is on. Did I forget to switch it off?- Sasara: YO! Rosho: ……Huh? Sasara: Welcome back. Rosho: *hits* Sasara: Oww!! Rosho: Why the hell are you here?? Sasara: What a smooth comeback as usual. Rosho: It’s not a comeback, how did you get in here?? Sasara: *shows key* Heh! Rosho: Spare key, when did you… *snatches* Sasara: Looong ago when I stayed over. Rosho: Geez, I can’t be too careful around you. Sasara: By the way…… I have more of these! Rosho: Hah, you had me there. What a troublesome man as always. Sasara: It’s been a while since the last exchange like this! I had so much fun, like a frog that flips! Rosho: Your jokes when you’re not out there on the stage is still as lame as ever. Sasara: W-what you say?? Isn’t it funny though? A frog that freaking flips! Rosho: Your head’s the funny one for thinking that it’s funny. Shall I find a cure for your head? Sasara: And you’re more interesting when you’re offstage as ever too… I wish you were like this when we were a duo back then. Rosho: Leave it be. Sasara: Well, I wouldn’t say that, because for me, since it’s Buddha I can’t leave it be! Pfft! Rosho: If I laugh at that I wouldn’t be in my right mind. So? What did you come here for? Sasara: Ah yeah, I had so much fun talking with you that I forgot it. You’re doing a side-job, right? Rosho: ?? …What are you talking about? Sasara: You don’t have to hide it, I won’t tell anyone. However… Rosho: Huh? Sasara: That business is an industrious amateur scam. Get out of it right away. Rosho: Huh? What are you talking about suddenly? Sasara: I went to meet the controller after my show business, and dear me, you, that one is completely 100% fishy. And I was shocked to see your name there in the member list. Rosho: You met the boss?! Even I haven’t met him before… How did you meet him?? Sasara: That doesn’t matter at all. It’s important so listen up, do you trust that someone you’ve never met before, or do you trust me, your former partner? It’s one out of two. Rosho: …! Sasara: Come now, what will it be? Rosho: …Pudding. Sasara: Huh? What? Rosho: Weren’t you the one who ate the pudding that I excitedly bought for myself? Also, you haven’t return the 500yen I borrowed you. And you broke my treasured radio-controlled model. Sasara: Haha, that? Well it’s just trifling matter~ Rosho: How can I trust such an irresponsible person like you? Sasara: Haha, let’s let the matter slide for the time being~ Rosho: Let it slide what, you big idiot. Sasara: Ahem. Let’s get back to the main topic! Rosho: What’s with you… Sasara: Won’t you team up with me? Rosho: …What’re you saying all of a sudden? Sasara: *puts something down* Rosho: …Could it be…? Sasara: A hypnosis microphone. Rosho: !! Sasara: I’m to participate in the upcoming battle. I’m thinking to have you in the team. Rosho: I’ll pass. Sasara: EH? W-why? Joining rap battles doesn’t count as a side-job, and if you win, you’ll get tremendous amount of money! If that happens, you can quit that job you got swindled into, and all is right with the world! Rosho: It’s not that I trust the scammer, that aside, I don’t want to pair up with you anymore. Sasara: Glooooom! *dramatized depression sfx* Rosho: Stupid. No one says that out. Sasara: Nggh why why why why why why why why!? Rosho: Ow that hurts, you’re rocking me too much! Sasara: Is it because I’m irresponsible like you said earlier?? Rosho: Uh that’s…WAIT IT’S THIS TIME ALREADY? Sasara: No, let me hear what’s after “Uh, that’s…”! I’m super curious! Rosho: I have to meet someone in a while. Sasara: You’re going to ditch this important talk to meet someone? Who’s that? Rosho: Does it matter? Sasara: No, I have the right to know. Until you tell me I’m not letting you outta here! Rosho: …Honestly…

Rosho: So that’s how it is. Sasara: No way, I doubt you, who always get duped can tell if it’s a hoax or not. Rosho: Well it’s not exactly certain yet if she’s being tricked. Sasara: Aight! Then I’ll exceptionally tag along too! Be thankful! Rosho: I didn’t ask you to. Sasara: Why, don’t say that. The important point here is to go and make sure that your student doesn’t get tricked, right? Rosho: Ah, true that. Sasara: Well then, it’s better to judge with two than one, and the accuracy of information will be higher too, ain’t it~ Rosho: Well, indeed… Sasara: Then it’s decided. Let’s go and meet that fishy-fishy person! Rosho: What a smooth-talker you are.

Rosho: *impatiently taps on table* Sasara: Then, that student walked alone at night. And there’s a man with a mic on his head walking from the opposite. The student got curious so he called out to him, “Why do you have a mic attached on your head?” And then, that man said, “THAT’S BECAUSE YOUR— Waitress: Your cream soda is here. Sasara: Thanks! Wait, where was I with the story? Ah the man’s reply– Rosho: I don’t care about the story! It’s been an hour since the meeting time, the heck is he up to?? Sasara: Calm down Rosho. Even if you ask me that I don’t know too. Rosho: Uh right, sorry Sasara. Sasara: It’s fine. Though, he sure is late. Is it really around this time? Rosho: *checks* Unmistakenly. It did say 7pm here. Sasara: People who aren’t punctual are usually those who are up to no good. Rei: Yoo. Sorry to have kept you waiting~ Rosho: He finally came… Rei: *sits* Sasara: Hey you’re-! Rosho: W-what’s the matter, your acquaintance? Sasara: Not my acquaintance or anything, this guy is the head of the company that scams you! Rosho: Aren’t you mistaken– Sasara: No no, I just met him earlier today, there’s no way I would have mistaken! Rei: *smokes, laughs* It’s not in plan but it moves faster than I expected, it’s the best. Sasara-kun thinks of his friends more than I thought he would. Sasara: Well he’s an important former partner… Rosho: W-what’s going on? Rei: You guys seem confuse so I’ll say one thing. Probably the evaluation Sasara-kun had said regarding me is accurate. I can assure you on that. Rosho: It was all nonsense?! Sasara: You crook. You sure take the scorch rather easily. Rei: That, is because it’s not a goal but a means. Sasara: What do you mean? Rei: In order to bring the two of you together, I’m just playing a role that’s connected to you both. To say it completely, I’m interested in you two. Sasara: To have a stranger old man to be this interested in us, I don’t have a good feeling about this at all. Rei: Indeed. Sasara: Is it funny though, old man? Rei: I’m just joyful. Rosho: Which means, you were deceiving my student. Rei: Well, it did turn out that way. What a bad thing I’ve done to that girl. Let me express my apology. Rosho: Don’t fuck around, you jerk! It’s fine and all that you tricked me, it’s just because I’m a fool. But I won’t forgive the fact that you’ve deceived my student! You had trampled on her dream! Rei: Scary~! So, what will you do? Rosho: Imma beat the crap out out of you…! Sasara: Oi Rosho, stop it! Rei: …What a good punch. Exactly the one strike with all your might. However… Rosho: *groans* Rei: …Forgive me, I gripped a little too strongly. Besides, at this age, fist violence ain’t popular anymore~ If we’re going to settle it, it should be with this. Sasara: A hypnosis mic…! Rei: Yeah, you have it too, no? Why don’t you give one to Rosho-kun? Sasara: How do you know that I have them? Rei: That’s a business secret. If you don’t hurry and give it to him, I’m going to win this one-sidedly. Rosho: Sasara… I turned you down earlier but lend it to me! Sasara: O-oh. Rei: Very well. Then shall we head outside? Rosho: I’m gonna beat you up…

Rei: The parking lots is just the place. Here, we can do it without minding the surrounding. You can have the head start. Bring it on. Rosho: Here I go! *mic on*

♫「I’m gonna beat no one but you, It’s decided so I breathe into the mic, Seems you can’t draw a line between bad and good, When you did, you swindler who can’t tell what can’t be done, How dare you make fun of my student’s dream, In the end I’ll use my means, I’ll have you pay the right price, Get rid of the fiend who turns dreams to shit!」♫

Rei: !! …You’re pretty good. Sasara: -That old man, he said that but he doesn’t seem to be too affected by it.- Rei: Next is my turn. *mic on*

♫「Call me whatever you like, It’s my policy to use any means necessary, The produced result to meticulous calculation, Aren’t you waiting with your head hang low, Your wariness is meagre, capitalizing your heart I begin the strategy, Sorry but the sensei will also be truant tomorrow, Conversely, I rather want those school fees」♫

Rosho: *screams* Sasara: Rosho! Rosho: I-I’m fine. I still… I still can do this… Rei: That’s good, you’re a man with guts. Rosho: I-I’m still not done… not yet… Sasara: Rosho, calm down for a bit! Rosho: -Finally, I’ve reached my dream. It’s what I earned for my weakness. I was catching up to Sasara but got nowhere. And without knowing, when I got on stage, I couldn’t speak properly. If we kept being a duo at that rate, I’ll just be a burden and get in Sasara’s way. Because of that, I parted company with him. I gave up on my dream, but I can cheer on those who are chasing after their dreams. Distorting that, I could no longer retain my own self. Therefore I…!- Rei: You seem like you’re almost at your limit, you still wanna continue? Rosho: I’m not… going to lose to someone who ridicules other people’s dreams! Rei: That so? Looks like you’re ready to bite the dust. Then I’ll play along until the very end. Sasara: Rosho! …Old man, pardon me, really but let us go at you as two. Rosho: Sasara! It’s none of your business! Sasara: Rosho, confronting him with spirit is good and all, but if you’re not considering the outcome, you’re just being a smug. Rosho: !! Sasara: If you wanna gain something, then you have to do whatever it takes to get it. Therefore I’ll lend you a hand. Rosho: Sasara… Sorry. Sasara: With that, the both of us will be going at you. Rei: That’s fine with me. That attitude of broadening the chance of winning despite being crude, it’s the best. Sasara: Well then, just you wait! *mic on*

♫「Making people laugh is my calling, Besides, what’s important is the love for the people, Old man! I have no idea if you have some sort of a goal, but aren’t you being rather overly inhuman, no? Do whatever means it take to grasp victory, A setup to lend a helping hand for one’s convenience, Even if we had dispersed, duo stays duo, For my partner, I’ll give it my all!」♫

Rei: ………Let me stir up again and go at you! 

♫「I don’t dislike it, this friendship of men, But all the more, stop being irresolute, Former partner who joins adventitiously, You’re coarse but after all a dancer on the palm, The controller I have in grip, When it will be used in accordance to the boss, Let me see more of that combination of yours, This session doesn’t even worth the gain」♫

Sasara: ………Rosho, let’s do it! Rosho: Y-eah! Sasara&Rosho: 

♫「S: This is our combination, the funny man and the straight man! R: It’s too funny the passersby would look back, S: The retorts will make a frog flips ya know, R: You’re idiot? Is this the time to say that? S: Isn’t it fine! Will you leave the Buddha be? R: Can we actually do this more seriously? S: There’s no meaning, earning by swindling, R: Oh? For there’s no value in it right? Cut it out already!」♫

Rei: !!!! Sasara: Now, come! Rosho: We definitely won’t lose! Rei: *mic off* It’s a lose. Mine, that is. Sasara: What do you mean? Rei: Just as it is. It’s my defeat. …My bad, for hurting your student. Rosho: It’s pointless even if you apologize to me. Rei: Hm. I know that. I’m also apologizing for hurting you as well. And, I will refer your student to a proper company. Rosho: I can’t trust you. Rei: There’s no need for that. Just witness the outcome for yourself is fine. I may be a swindler but when I say I’ll do it, I’ll absolutely do it. Sasara: *laughs* Interesting. Since he’s talked to that extend, let’s see how it turns out, Rosho. Rosho: Yeah but… Sasara: If he ever break his promise, we’ll just have to beat this old man up. Rosho: …You’re right. Sasara: Aight. Now we’re a team again! Rosho: Huh?? Why did it turn out that way? Didn’t I say I won’t team up with you again? Sasara: Say, why is that? To begin with, you didn’t tell me the reason too when we dispersed back then. Rosho: …… Sasara: I think I have the right to know tho. Rosho: …You’re right. It’s true that I should talk to you regarding this. Sasara: Yeah. Now, let me hear it. Rosho: I… wanted to avoid you. Sasara: Why so…? Rosho: Since the training school days, you were already something else in my opinion. And me, with my baseless confidence, I recklessly did my best. Even so, didn’t we become popular right after our debut? Sasara: Yeah, that time was tiresome for me too. Rosho: You were conducting yourself well even in competition. Meanwhile I quickly lost myself to the pressure and couldn’t retort as I wanted to, and continuously got in your way. Sasara: …… Rosho: And as you already know, one day I suddenly couldn’t speak well on stage. No matter how I practiced, I ended up feeling nervous and pressured every time I was on the stage. I resented my spineless self, and what more, with the fear of crushing your talent in the end, seems it had defeated me. It had been absolute hell. Sasara: …… Rosho: Because of that, I gave up on my dream, and decided to run away from you. Sasara: Rosho… Rosho: After listening to this, will you still want to form a group with me? Sasara: Say, do you know why I’m doing solo now? Rosho: Beats me. There should be a muckle of others who want to team up with you. Sasara: That’s because, there’s no one else as interesting as you are out there. No one but you can play the role of my partner. At that time, after giving you words of kindness, I noticed that you became a greater mess. Because of that, I was hoping that you’d be able to overcome it. Rosho: …… Sasara: And when you said you wanted to disperse, I could only kept quiet in understanding. If we had carried on, you would certainly have broken down. We may have gone on different paths now, but I still unwaveringly be thoughtful of you, and respect your straightforward integrity. Rosho: Sasara… Sasara: It’s not comedy, but will you team up with me once more and aim for the top together? Rosho: I might end up causing you trouble again, is it alright with you, despite that? Sasara: I’ve never once thought that teaming up with you is a troublesome thing at all! Rather, you might fix your stage fright too. Form a team with me and let’s beat up your trauma from back then! Rosho: Right… Sasara, I’ll be counting on you again! Sasara: You don’t have to be so polite! Rei: Looks like things are being rounded off pretty nicely. With that, there’s only one person left, the amount of people needed to participate in division battle. Sasara: Old man… You sure do know a lot about us. Rei: You’re thinking too highly of me. What I also know is that, you and Aohitsugi Samatoki had a dispute too. Rosho: Aohitsugi… Samatoki? From the Dirty Dawg? Sasara: You even know that much. Rei: *chuckles* Sasara: *chuckles* What an uncanny old man. Rei: Why, thank you. It’s just a proposal, but do you have anyone in mind for the remaining one in your team? Sasara: No… Not one at all. Rei: Then, will you consider letting me in? Rosho: HUH? The hell you’re saying? Rei: Anyway, since you’re joining the battle, of course you wanna win right? If that’s the case, I’m the very person you’re looking for. You’ve experienced for yourself my capability after all~ Rosho: I refuse! Who’ll form a group with– Sasara: Wait, it’s interesting. Rosho: Sasara! Sasara: Rosho, let’s give it a thought. From what I’ve seen all this time, his skill is by far a top-class. Besides, having him as a comrade is better than having unnecessary acts upon us. Also, we can properly watch over the matter with your student too. Rosho: …That’s… true… Sasara: Then, it’s decided! …Old man, we’ll be needing your strength. Rei: Sure. Since we’re comrades now, call me by my name instead of old man. Sasara: Well then, once more. Rei, we’ll be counting on you. Rei: Leave it to me.

Ramuda: Looks like it went well~ My entrance wasn’t necessary at all. Rei: Amemura huh? Ramuda: Wanna eat candy? Rei: Hah, don’t need it. Ramuda: You sure did work hard this time. You even took the trouble to create an online company business, tricked Tsutsujimori Rosho, approaching a comedian with some talk so that you could lure out Nurude Sasara. Rei: It’s nothing big. Ramuda: As expected. That’s quite a workload tho~ You were acting like a big fool, I almost laughed. Rei: Well I might have overdone it a little. Sasara’s quite sharp-witted, so it’s a good thing I don’t have to do 'that’ much. Ramuda: So? Is Nurude Sasara in a workable condition to go as planned? Rei: Yeah, no problem. Ramuda: Hm, I see. Rei: In any case, you might face us off in the division battle. When that happen, I won’t hold back. Ramuda: *laughs* You won’t hold back like you did today, right? Rei: Hey, like I said, I didn’t go easy on them~ I was meaning to go all out on them within limits. Ramuda: Heh~ Those two did quite well then. Rei: Yeah, there’s no mistaken it. They’re the actual thing. Laters. Do something about those from Nagoya. Ramuda: Tsk. Acting all lordly. …Well now, off to eat hitsumabushi I go~

Hello! After a very long time of struggling with pricing, I’ve finally decide to open commissions! Reblogs would be appreciated! <3

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Some highlights:

Long story short, it’s the exact same plot as LoLK.

The Grimoire of Usami is now fully translated and edited back into the book!

didnt expect to revisit this crossover lol