Worlds Weirdest Girl

no no see, domesticity IS hot. how intimate it is to make food with someone, to share a bed, to brush your teeth at the same sink, to shower and use the same towels and the same laundry soap, to grocery shop and hold hands through the aisles, to be cornered in the kitchen to make out while a pot of pasta boils over on the stove. to fall asleep and hear them snoring softly and laugh at the little trail of drool out of the corner of their mouth. to spend money together and share chores and pick on each other for your weird habits. it's not always perfect and beautiful, but it's comfortable and familiar and I just think it's neat.

There’s something so hot about the aftermath of being beat when you’re sensitive and in pain and flinching at every touch, and your dom is just over you shushing you and reassuring you that it’s over now, even as they’re reaching between your legs and oh—you really enjoyed that, didn’t you? Enjoyed being scared and hurt, even when you were crying and apologizing and asking them to stop. You must’ve really enjoyed it, to be so turned on, even as they wipe away your tears and swipe their nails over your bruised ass. And then they fuck you about it <3

if a girl is a pervert and shes cute and a little dorky you just have to flirt with her thats the rules

imagine that your favourite band was on a generational run of albums, putting out 10/10 after 10/10, four singles a year you'd bet money on becoming classics of the genre. now imagine that between every record they also released a full length album where they covered jingles from cereal commercials and songs by white youtube rappers about five nights at freddy's, and these releases got a hundred times the promotion and airplay as their normal stuff: that's what it feels like to enjoy magic the gathering

i have so many strange and confusing kinks that psychologists had to put my whole brain in the BDSM-5

a strap can get you pregnant if youre pure of heart like me

Woman who calls herself a dog mom but im the dog

Woman who calls herself a dog mom but you're both dogs

Mom of dog and mom who is dog

Exactly! Means she knows all the better how to take care of her puppy~

I like torturing little ones... you promise a gold star and suddenly everyone is tripping over themselves to do whatever you want. All for a sticker and some praise. The things I've seen girls do for stars... all to show off that I gave them approval and praise. Truly makes my sadist heart flutter at the possibilities yet to come.

you should make out with your plushies

make out with your plushies NOW

As a chronic over-thinker, I like the idea of getting fucked so thoroughly that I can’t think anymore. For mental health reasons.

sometimes your mum is two dozen identical maids who speak and act in eerie synchronicity and have very strong ideas about how their little lady ought to be speaking, behaving and dressing and the amount of monitoring she requires

but it's not just the maids, you understand? your mother is the manor. your mother is the furnishings. it is wrapped about you, inescapable, intertwined with every function of your life. you are cradled in the arms of its lesser forms only to ferry you about its greater one, never once existing anywhere but inside its constant monitoring, vigilance, and care. your mum loves you. your mum loves you so much it became your entire world.

really want to lick a girl’s asshole while she’s scrolling on the couch