I love my shitty team

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

god please take all of connor bedard’s suffering and give it to the florida panthers

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

mukh goes to edmonton? what’s next, puppy goes to puppy killing factory??

years and years ago when i said "let's go to a hockey game" i wish my friend had just pulled out a gun and shot me