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“Let me put this another way,” Hoseok says. “Are you going to tell me why you called me at ten this morning, not even thirty minutes after I dropped you off at your apartment, and informed me that I am your boyfriend?”

Jimin makes a distressed noise and drops his fork in order to cover his face with his hands.

“And when I said that I was sorry to inform you that I am not actually, to the best of my knowledge, your boyfriend,” Hoseok continues, “you said, ‘Yes, you are.’ And then told me to come to the Chinese place on campus at one and you would meet me here and explain.” Hoseok skewers a piece of sweet and sour pork with his fork. “So now it is one and here I am, at the Chinese place on campus.” Hoseok pops the pork into his mouth. “Bu’ s’not mush ‘splainin goin’ on.”