…Stay Because Your Car Won’t Start

No nuance, no suburbs. Where do your loyalties lie.

No nuance, no suburbs. Where do your loyalties lie.

No nuance, no suburbs. Where do your loyalties lie.

Quieter -- all the young hip rapscallions go to Minneapolis to fuck about. Minneapolis is for boundless energy. St Paul is for slowing down, admiring the architecture, and appreciating the history of the city.

Shameless plug for my friends at CynCity Tours, who do Haunted Summit Hill walking tours that tell ghost stories about the big mansions.

Also, downtown St Paul, when it's not under construction, soooo not stressful to drive in compared to Minneapolis. Rush hour in downtown Minneapolis is ass. Rush hour in St Paul? Never heard of her.

If you're a local and you took a driver's ed course; there's a reason they have you practice downtown driving in St Paul.

Architecture -- as mentioned above, St Paul values historic preservation moreso than Minneapolis. We got really cool and unique old buildings downtown, and we have so many historic homes surrounding downtown.

Architecture and history also tie in, but there are so many neat stories in St Paul. We have old timey caves that people used to grow mushrooms and also a gangster was probably murdered there but the only evidence ever found were bullet holes in the limestone fire place likeeeeeee. Talk about intrigue.

May 25: Six years since the police murder of George Floyd rocked the world.

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