Youth Is Never Coming Back

Self care is drizzling half a gallon of honey down your throat and spontaneously transporting yourself to the Seelie Court where you proceed to dance in a mushroom circle for the next 300 years

that’s called diabetic ketoacidosis and you’re probably in a coma

i’m fucked because none of my passions are going to yield financially stable careers and i’m not hot enough to be a trophy wife

If the 100 doesn’t end with Clarke and Bellamy together and Clarke asking Bellamy “what do we do now?” And Bellamy replying with a smirk “whatever the hell we want.” Then what was i even watching this show for

some of y’all have never tracked down an international assassin only to stab her while she tries to initiate foreplay and it shows

i ain’t no weak bitch but i didnt deserve to go through half of the things i’ve experienced

its all very sexy of us ladies to realize just how fucking angry we all are