Michael Inman

Happy birthday friend hope it’s a good one

I could really go for some cute guy on top of me as we make out 😔

Are we mutuals 😄 or are we mutuals 😏?

Apparently boomer Democrats are having meltdowns over a gen-z progressive who is primarying an 80 year old Democrat because she "went on trans podcasts" and wore a Charizard kigurumi

ok but what is she running on

Reblog if you think it’s okay to platonically say “I Love You” to your friends

Slams the reblog button so damn fast

legit my dad was like “i really don’t like the concept of abortion and i wish it didn’t exist, but i’m not about to act like it’s my call” and then i pointed out “the entire concept of outlawing abortion is saying the government has more right over your body parts than you do and has the legal precedent required to take one of your kidneys at any time so long as there’s a single person in need of a kidney transplant” and he suddenly went extremely pro-choice so that’s an argument that never fails

Reblog if you're gay, single, and need cuddles.

pssst mutuals it's send cock saturday

pssst mutuals it's send cock friday

idk I just personally think that getting chills from music is the best part of being alive. like when a song is so good you can feel it in your whole body. that's why I'm here.

theres actually a term for this in academia, we call it affective overdrive, basically when you have a rush of emotion so intense from a song or piece of art more generally it physically affects you and you can get chills, the chills themselves are called frissons

There’s a term for it?

Anyone else stare at their mutuals like 👀👀👀👀 “please dm me. You seem so cool and I wanna be friends. “

“Let’s be friends so we can make out”

reblog to regrow the foreskin on one of your circumcised mutuals

Just in case