HEADWARDENS BREAKING UP WITH YOU
WARNING : no comfort
RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS
Love with Riddle was never truly easy, was it? Riddle.. doesnât simply fall out of love impulsively. He tightens. He will start to become stricter, sharper, and more formal with you.
Your small mistakes start to irritate him. Not enough to explode, no never at you. Though, it was enough for him to begin correcting you with clipped phrasing.
âYour tie is fixed incorrectly. Fix it. Itâs unbecoming.â
He will start comparing you to his expectations. Not out loud, but quietly, internally. He will stare at you in silence as you trip or stumble over air, and rather than being charmed as he used to be⌠he frowns deeply. You donât meet his unspoken standards.
Riddle starts to feel himself slipping emotionally from you. As time went on, he starts to become convinced that love is making him inefficient. Love clouds judgment. It embarrasses him. It ruins his academics.
To riddle, thats not a small mistakes. It is incompatibility.
He wont yell at you.
Riddle will withdraw.
By the week of the break up, he will start speaking to you the way he speaks to a first year who forgot to iron their uniform.
When he finally breaks up with you, it will be somewhere private, but not intimate. He doesnât wish to give you the impression there will ever be a âusâ again. So the rose garden.
He stands straight, his hands were perfectly folded behind his back as he spoke with a calm voice that made you flinch.
â Iâve evaluated this thoroughly. Our relationship is no longer beneficial. I have tolerated what i can, but itâs clear we are not compatible.â
The tone of his voice as not soften, it doesnât not change even at the quivering of your lips or the tears in the corner of your eyes. He doesnât soften the blow.
â I do not wish to waste more of your time, or mine. I am ending this relationship. I expect that moving forward, you get rid of any lingering attachments.â
Riddle doesnât explain more than necessary, he doesnât comfort, he doesnât check if youâre okay. Hell, he wont even hold your hand and help you make sense of anything.
You could almost laugh at how Riddle this whole break up is. He was ever that affectionate while in the relationship. Why would that change now?
And if you cry?
His expression would tighten ever so slightly, maybe from guilt? Irrigation? Duty as a headwarden? Honestly, you couldnât tell. But he doesnât take it back.
â Please, conduct yourself with dignity.â
With that, he leaves first. The fluttering of his cape in the wind as he refuses to spare you a glance. He refuses to allow himself a single second to second guess his decision.
After the break up riddle will become all rules, with no warmth. Youâre basically a second ace now.
He calls you by your surname only, his tone becomes polite yet distinct. The same way he addresses random students.
He refuses to look your way unless it is necessary. Not out of longing, but because he doesnât wish for students to take that as weakness.
If others even mention you, the relationship, or the break up around him, he will cut the conversation sharply.
â That is no longer relevant. If this has nothing to do with questions to the Queen of Hearts, or your course work. I will suggest you continue to move along.â
He doesnât linger on old memories. To him this break up was a decision made with logic.
âPLEASE DO NOT EMBARRASS YOURSELF MORE THAN YOU HAVE ALREADY. â
AZUL ASHENGROTTO
A break up with Azul begins long before he even says the words.
He will start to become hyper professional with you, the conversations will shift from the quiet affection to transactional. Azul will slowly start to ask you, âdid you finish your tasks?â Rather than âhow are you?â
He will start to monitor your actions with analysis. It wasnât really out of love, he was starting to collect data. Weighting the cost and outcome. The benefits of keeping you around or simply letting you go.
Your flaws and emotions will start to.. bother him. Things he once tolerated, even with a gentle smile as he reassured you, now felt like inefficiencies and unnecessary.
And what lead to the break up?
Something small really, one single mistake.
Maybe it was a lie? A broken promise? A missed favor? Nothing catastrophic. But to azul? It was instantly taken as betrayal of trust. And for azul, once trust fractures, Azul wonât repair it. He simply reassesses.
Azul will sit alone in his office, pen gently tapping against a piece of paper, for once it wasnât a contract draft. It was a pros and cons list of your relationship.
For the first time, the cons outweighs the pros, and instantly once he reached that conclusion. The decision was made.
And azul is never one to second guess.
The break up place will not be anywhere sentimental. He will simply invite you to the Mostro Lounge after closing, the lights are low, the twins have left, and the room is completely silent.
Azul will sit on one end of the table, while you sit on the other. His hands are folding like itâs a negotiation, his expression perfectly neutral. A beautiful, perfect, fake smile graced his lips. Just like how he speaks and opens up with clients
âThereâs a matter we need to discuss. After careful consideration. Iâve decided that our relationship is no longer⌠mutually beneficial.â
You blink. He says it like he is ending a partnership, not a romance. And the word âmutuallyâ, you know from watching him work on so many contracts.. that means he believes YOU are no longer useful.
âWell, there is not much to add. We are poorly matched, maintaining this relationship would only learn to further disappointments.â
Azul shrugs slightly with a sigh, and stands, signaling that the âmeetingâ is over. And with the same composure he uses to finalize a contract he smiled at you, again. Fake. Perfect.
Then he turned away, not dramatically. But with someone with the certainty that they have already disposed of you.
Now that the break up was official. Azul startes to treat you like a customer. If you enter in Mostro Lounge, he greets you with a polite smile lacking any real feelings at all.
âHm? Welcome, table for one?â
He will never bring up the relationship again, to him it has always been filed away. Why open old memories that being no value? Neither will the leech twins. Youâre no fun anymore.
But he will avoid any unnecessary contact with you, but he wont be rude to you. Being rude is bad for business, of course.
What was the most chilling.. or.. heartbreaking to you was how quickly he normalizes life without you. Azul has always adapted fast. It was almost like you never dated at all.
The break up to azul as a strategic decision. Not because he hates you, just because he refuses to waste time on something with no gain back benefit.
âEMOTIONS WONâT CHANGE THE OUTCOME. NOR DO THEY MAKE YOU GAIN.â
KALIM AL-ASIM
With Kalim, I believe it would he a very subtle shift. A blink and you will miss it moment.
Kalim isnât cruel, anything but, although.. he will slowly stop inviting you to everything. Parties, dinners, spontaneous adventures with his joyful laugh and smile. You will start hearing about events form second hand sources instead of kalim himself.
His smiles start to become⌠thinner? Still bright and full of life, but it is missing the warmth that was once only meet for you.
He becomes harder to reach. Not because he is avoiding you, just because he is keeping himself busy.
âOh!! Sorry! Im helping Jamil!â
âThereâs a family call! Talk to you later?â
âSorry!! I promised my dorm weâd do something!â
All because he is slowly starting to feel unbalanced. Growing up having everything shift for him. Made to be perfect for him. Giving to him easily. He doesnât understand relationships ARENT perfect ALL the time.
Your moods, the conflicts.. doubts. Things he once tried to understand are staring to exhaust him.
Another small disagreement or argument was the turning point. Another loud sign from you about how he was too childish, irresponsible or carefree. (Which was true. But kalim understanding criticism isnt the end of the world, ISNâT something he has learned yet. )
And he simply.. dims. For him, itâs like realizing that.. giving someone so much, isnt making them happy.
Thatâs when affections started to drain from him, and once kalim feels unappreciated or unwanted? He slowly closes his heart, with almost frightening decisiveness for someone so free spirited.
When kalim chooses to break up with you, he chooses a beautiful place. Quite, not a festive, not shared. Just himself and you. Because Jimal told him it was whatâs best.
Sitting on the magic carpet overlooking NRC sunset.
He sits silently for once, silence for kalim isn enough to make your stomach twist. Then with the saddest and gentlest smile he has ever worn, he turned to look at you. Softly taking your hand into his.
â We need to talk.. I think Iâve realized something. Weâre hurting eachother. More than we are helping. I keep trying to make things happy again, and itâs never enough. And⌠I have to end our relationship.â
No âmaybe someday.â Just.. simple fact as he softly pulls you in for a hug as you blink. To you, your relationship seemed very healthy. But.. you of course accepted. You wont keep him in something he doesnât wish to be in.
The magic carpet gently took you back home, leaving you at the Ramshakle door safely.
After the breakup, Kalim becomes TOO nice. The kind of nice that tells you he is keeping a distance on purpose.
He greets you with the same cheer he gives strangers.
âOH!! Hi!!! I hope youâre having a wonderful day!!â
His tone is light, but impersonal. The warmth that was once reserved for you and only you is now evenly spread across with everyone else.
And of course, Jamil becomes a silent barrier, watching carefully. Making sure you donât get too close to him.
Kalim is just as bright as before. He lives his life fully, joyfully, beautifully. Just.. without you.
To kalim, a break up isnât cruelly. Itâs just.. closure. A clean and gentle goodbye.
âTHANK YOU FOR THE TIME WE SHARED.â
IDIA SHROUD
A break up with idia isnât exactly sudden. Not really, it is more of a very very slow erosion. A digital fade out.
His texts start to become very unresponsive, messages turn into emojis, then into read receipts, then finally into nothing. Silence.
He will start to avoid your nightly calls, game nights, and even stop sending you memes. He told you it is just because he is âbusy grinding.â But that has never been a problem before, has it? What changed now?
Your presences is starting to bring him a lot of stress and anxiety rather than just comforting him like you used to. Not because you did anything wrong, no never that. But because intimacy feels like a pressure cooker to idia. Like being in a boss battle with no saves and extreme lag.
And now, every time you donât laugh at his jokes, every time you seem distracted, every moment you donât reassure him. Is now being over analyzed.
He starts to convince himself that he isnât enough for you, and that leads him to swing to the opposite extreme.
Itâs easier to detach than risk being abandoned later.
Then finally there was the trigger. Maybe it was something that wasnât to extreme something that was trivial. Like you didnât come to his dorm room to watch a new ep of his favorite anime that just came out.
Or maybe⌠you expected him to slowly learn how to open up. To be more social. More present. More⌠normal.
And that lead Idia to one conclusion. You didnât want him, you wanted someone else. You wanted someone who could be everything he wasnât.
âI knew it. I knew it. IknewitiknewitIKNEWIT!!! They are doing to leave me for some mega chad guy with op social skills! Im just a time killer! I KNEW IT!â
By the time he breaks up with you, his affection meter is flatlined. Not from hatred, but from sheer emotional burn out he gave himself.
And there was no rising his affection levels anymore. Gg. Game over, you lost.
Idia doesnât really break up with you somewhere sentimental. To much emotional effort he did NOT have right now, so he picks a locations where he feels safe.
And that is a coroner of Ignihyde dorm hallway, with escape routes everywhere.
Hey. Idia never claimed to not be a coward.
Idia canât look at you directly. Or he wont look at you. Honestly, this all was so on brand for Idia you wanted to scream. He fidgets with his tablet like itâs a shield ready to block any emotion you threw at him.
â I, uh.. I think we should.. yaâknow. End this? The relationship. Us. Look, im not really built for whatever this is supposed to be. Itâs stressing me out, and I canât.. preform in it? So lim calling it. Like.. Effective immediately.â
And if you get upset?
Idia will cringe, hard. But he wont reach out, he wont touch you. He wont hug you and tell you that you will be fine. A laughable thought really, he ever did it durning your relationship, are you delusional enough to think he would start now?
Instead what he does, is he starts to inch away from you while you try to hold back your tears. Until he bolts away once he is close enough to the exit closest to his room. Because if he stayed another second, heâll panic and contradict himself.
After the break up? Idia will go full on GHOST MODE. DNI.
He will block you on almost every single platform. He doesnât mean it in a malicious way, but itâs more of a self defense mechanism.
If he is FORCED to talk to you in person, he will glitch out. Speaking to you as if you never dated before and like he is talking to a professor he fears.
He rewrote all of the narrative in his head. It was doomed anyways. Theyâll be happier without me, they already are. I made the logical call. They were just stringing me along.
Idia became a firewall. And he will never reopen your connection. Not out of anger, not out of dislike or hate for you. Instead because it terrifies him so much.
âGAME OVER. NO SAVE POINT.â
MALLEUS DRACONIA
With malleus, there isnt exactly a âsnap.â Rather.. there is a shift. Slow, ancient. Like a castle that was quietly freezing over with no one noticing.
The distance he is starting to grow starts to feel unnatural. He started to appear less and less often. He starts to speak less warmly. And now he begins to simply⌠observe you, rather than engaging with you.
Your human tendencies start to frustrate him. He doesnât understand why your emotions are so irrational. Why you are so impatience, impulsive when you can be harmed so easily. Your inconsistencies. Things he used to find so charming and adored, now feel trivial to him.
He now realizes that how fundamentally different you both are from one another. Lifespan, culture, expectations. He has always known that the gab between you was there. It would have been silly to not see it, but lately it has been the only thing he can think of.
The trigger? You do something, nothing dramatic. Just.. human. Perhaps you laugh at something he takes seriously? Treat him too casually.
To most people, it would be nothing. Not even noticeable.
But to malleus? Who values devotion, ancient customs, and pure sincerity. All it did was conform a theory in his own mind.
â You do not belong in my world.â
Once the break up came around, The air around him seemed colder. The dorms storm was much harsher, and the lights dimmed and flickered once malleus entered the room.
His smile, that once smiled so curiously and warmly at you, now never reached his eyes.
He chooses a secluded place. Not romantic, but somewhere quite just for the two of you.
He will stand tall, his expression wasnât readable. He stares down at you, still studying you. Then he spoke.
His tone was so powerful, formal that it physically made you cringe at it. It was formal enough to sound like a royal decree he was giving to a group of subjects.
â I believe our paths no longer align with one another, I real ease you form any obligation to me. And.. I ask you to release me as well.â
His words are spoken with ancient magic, soft and gentle. But final. There is no flicker of regret. No dramatic exit. Just a soft nod of the head. This was the end.
Then he turns his back, a gesture that he rarely rants anyone, because he already knows you will not follow him
After the break up, you start to notice that you no longer feel his aura watching you from afar anymore. He is no longer always watching to make sure you are safe. Itâs.. oddly quiet.
Sliver and Lilia wont speak about the break up or you out loud anymore. Not out of loyalty, but simply because they donât wish to open any wounds.
Sebek on the other hand, will take very opportunity he can to shoot you glares, or huff extra loudly as you pass by him in the halls with his nose in the air. Though he will never say anything to you out loud as to not upset Malleus.
Malleus chooses to not use any magical interference with your healing. He does not erase memories or warp your emotions. Only because Lilia told him that distance and time will do that work.
To malleus a break up is not an emotional event. Itâs simply a decision to be made. Not out of bitterness. But to choose the correct path.
âGO NOW, CHILD OF MAN. OUR CONNECTIONS WILL END HERE.â
Hi! I might make a part 2 where they regret it, but i dunno! Either way i hope you enjoyed! (: please let me know if you think i wrote anyone incorrectly! Id love to hear your thoughts!







