I hate minions

@rowing-nerd

i feel like rather than neatly sidestepping the whole nazi issue, saying that they were sealed away during that era is a tacit admission that had they not been, the minions absolutely would have been involved in the holocaust in some capacity

The Despicable Me universe is like the Cars universe, it’s scarier the more you think about it.

The Cars universe is unexplained, making it mysterious. Minions are explained, making them creepy.

Now I’m just imagining Schindler’s list with minions…

Me

Kill me 🔫

imagine a swarm of 8 year olds, all wearing minecraft, angry birds and minion t shirts, running up to you and viscously beating the living shit out of you while chanting youtuber intros

this is really specific, are u ok

Working at gamestop. 

me on my deathbed: why wasn’t baymax as popular as the minions why is human nature so flawed