π miau! (I'm Clementine, name given by my lovely human)
π prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (I'm on a quest to see my beloved again, and maybe help it on its journey to come)
π ....mah (translations done by @blessed-jerry)
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@minimumwage-clementine
π miau! (I'm Clementine, name given by my lovely human)
π prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (I'm on a quest to see my beloved again, and maybe help it on its journey to come)
π ....mah (translations done by @blessed-jerry)

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π ? (it sneakily inspects the Beast)
π hssssthh (go away Foul Beast!!)
[ @minimumwage-clementine ]
π¦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (threat display) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
π HSSSSSSSTTTTHHHHHHHH (treat display returned. its fur is starting to stand up)
π¦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA kckck AAAAAAAAAAA (flapping its wings and clacking its beak menacingly)
π HSSSSTHHHHH GGGHHRRRRR HSSSSSSSSSTTHHHHH (it's standing on its hind legs now. claws are out, poised to swipe)
π¦AAAAAAA (retreating to higher ground!!)
π HSSSSTHHHHH HSSTTTHHHH GRRRRRRERR (run! run from my might! leave you Foul Creature)
π ? (it sneakily inspects the Beast)
π hssssthh (go away Foul Beast!!)
[ @minimumwage-clementine ]
π¦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (threat display) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
π HSSSSSSSTTTTHHHHHHHH (treat display returned. its fur is starting to stand up)
π¦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA kckck AAAAAAAAAAA (flapping its wings and clacking its beak menacingly)
π HSSSSTHHHHH GGGHHRRRRR HSSSSSSSSSTTHHHHH (it's standing on its hind legs now. claws are out, poised to swipe)
π ? (it sneakily inspects the Beast)
π hssssthh (go away Foul Beast!!)
[ @minimumwage-clementine ]
π¦ AAAAAAAAAAAAAA (threat display) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
π HSSSSSSSTTTTHHHHHHHH (treat display returned. its fur is starting to stand up)
π (it's grooming it's fur. it has to look good for the kittens, after all. and beloved sherlock)

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the computer tried to hurt your children
π !! (It WHAT)
π grrrr (it is running to find the computer)
Would you let yourself die if you had to to save the world?
π snf! (no! of course not.)
*π¦ approaches the kitten nest.*
How are you all cuter and tinier in person-
πββ¬π (they're still play-fighting when you approach, but not for much longer.)
πββ¬ !! (the tuxedo notices you first, scrambling backwards as best it can on its wobbly little legs.)
π myu? (the ginger remains in place, unbothered and perhaps even a little curious.)
Where's the other one of you..?
*It must have wandered off while he was heading here.. oh well, he'll find it in a bit.*
*he kneels down by them*
Pspspspsps
ππββ¬ ... (the ginger waddles over to the edge of the nest, its sibling watching wide-eyed from the shadows.)
*he carefully holds out a hand.*
π snf snf (you don't smell like a bird or a kitty...)
Hi little guy
*He reaches out to pet it.*
π ... (calmly accepting the pets.)
π trrrrrrrr
πββ¬ ...? (the tuxedo starts to creep a little closer.)
*he holds his other hand out for the tuxedo to sniff as he pets the lil ginger kitty*
πββ¬ ? (it gets just close enough to sniff.)
πββ¬ fh fh?
πββ¬ ... (still nervous, it backs up a little. not as far as before, though β you can probably still reach it.)
π trrrrrrrrrrrrr
*slowly, he reaches his hand closer, careful not to startle the kitty*
πββ¬ ... (it stays where it is, watching you carefully.)
π trrrrrrrr (it's making biscuits...)
*He carefully pets the kitty*
π (it watches with narrowing eyes. it's definitely, totally not jealous, that's beneath it)
*π¦ approaches the kitten nest.*
How are you all cuter and tinier in person-
πββ¬π (they're still play-fighting when you approach, but not for much longer.)
πββ¬ !! (the tuxedo notices you first, scrambling backwards as best it can on its wobbly little legs.)
π myu? (the ginger remains in place, unbothered and perhaps even a little curious.)
Where's the other one of you..?
*It must have wandered off while he was heading here.. oh well, he'll find it in a bit.*
*he kneels down by them*
Pspspspsps
ππββ¬ ... (the ginger waddles over to the edge of the nest, its sibling watching wide-eyed from the shadows.)
*he carefully holds out a hand.*
π snf snf (you don't smell like a bird or a kitty...)
Hi little guy
*He reaches out to pet it.*
π ... (calmly accepting the pets.)
π trrrrrrrr
πββ¬ ...? (the tuxedo starts to creep a little closer.)
*he holds his other hand out for the tuxedo to sniff as he pets the lil ginger kitty*
πββ¬ ? (it gets just close enough to sniff.)
πββ¬ fh fh?
πββ¬ ... (still nervous, it backs up a little. not as far as before, though β you can probably still reach it.)
π trrrrrrrrrrrrr
*slowly, he reaches his hand closer, careful not to startle the kitty*
π mmr? (it lifts its head from its nap to stare at you.)
πββ¬ prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp! (clementine i have returned at last!!)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
π prrrrrrrraup! (dear! how i have missed you! It rubs up against Sherlock.)
πββ¬ mlehm mleh (it washes your ears affectionately.)
πββ¬ mrrrr prr (you simply MUST come see the kittens! they're growing so quickly!)
π mlim (ear lick!)
π prrr mrrrr (the kittens! i agree, please do show me where they are!)
πββ¬ mrrrau! (follow! it leads you to the nest.)
πββ¬ππββ¬ (the sherlocklets are in a little cuddle pile, fast asleep.)
π PRRRRRRRRRRRR (It is purring like an engine.)
π prrr (the most beautiful babies i have ever seen.)
π yawwwwm (the orange kitten stirs, stretching its paws and yawning.)
π myeu? (it blinks at clementine with its big blue eyes.)
π PRERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (it stares at the orange kitty, filled with nothing but adoration for the cutest cat it's ever seen)

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πββ¬ prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp! (clementine i have returned at last!!)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
π prrrrrrrraup! (dear! how i have missed you! It rubs up against Sherlock.)
πββ¬ mlehm mleh (it washes your ears affectionately.)
πββ¬ mrrrr prr (you simply MUST come see the kittens! they're growing so quickly!)
π mlim (ear lick!)
π prrr mrrrr (the kittens! i agree, please do show me where they are!)
πββ¬ mrrrau! (follow! it leads you to the nest.)
πββ¬ππββ¬ (the sherlocklets are in a little cuddle pile, fast asleep.)
π PRRRRRRRRRRRR (It is purring like an engine.)
π prrr (the most beautiful babies i have ever seen.)
πββ¬ prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp! (clementine i have returned at last!!)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
π prrrrrrrraup! (dear! how i have missed you! It rubs up against Sherlock.)
πββ¬ mlehm mleh (it washes your ears affectionately.)
πββ¬ mrrrr prr (you simply MUST come see the kittens! they're growing so quickly!)
π mlim (ear lick!)
π prrr mrrrr (the kittens! i agree, please do show me where they are!)
πββ¬ prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpp! (clementine i have returned at last!!)
- @minimumwage-sherlock
π prrrrrrrraup! (dear! how i have missed you! It rubs up against Sherlock.)
clementine help dopple is trying to eat your children
π !!!
π mow (don't kid like that)
Sherlock?- spspsp
Exhausted shoulder bandaged dirty bird stumbles near the mascot head
@skeptics-journal-log
πββ¬ mlehm mlehm
πββ¬ !!!
πββ¬ mrrrrrpt? prrrrrp miau! (skeptic? skeptic!! skeptic!!!!!!)
Sitting giving hand to sherlock to inspect
Ohh your kittens are adorable, may I inspect them sherlock? Weight them and see how healthy they are? They look very perfect as expected being made from you
πββ¬ mrrrpt (they are perfect thank you for noticing!! you can weigh them and stuff sherlock just needs to sniff you first.)
πββ¬ fnff fnff. fnff fnff fnff?
πββ¬ wau? (blood smell? you're hurt!!)
Dont worry im fine just a little dirty-
Theyre so precious
Gently lifting a kitten
And plump, theyre very well fed i see very good
I hope you dont mind if I name them hm?
πββ¬ myeeeeh! (the kitten in your hand squeaks at being picked up.)
πββ¬ mwaow (of course they're well fed! sherlock is a Good Parent.)
πββ¬ mrrmp mrauuu (you can call them stuff if you want. they'll decide what names they prefer to keep when they're older.)
Petting gently
Mhm mhm, they're name for now is the 3 meowsketeers, till we figure out individual names, unless we go with the 3 musketeers names of Athos, Porthos, and Aramis-
Weighing each kitten setting them down into his lap
πββ¬ mrrr (it hops up onto your lap, headbutting you affectionately and then curling around the kittens. it missed you!)
Awe did sherlock miss me? I feel honored, now I dont think living at the McDonald's is a good place
Putting the kittens and sherlock back into the mascot head, taking it and walking out, off to oppys home!
πββ¬ mwah? (what? what!! an abduction!! a catnapping!! how dare!!!)
πββ¬ MIAUAUAUAU!!! (how is sherlock supposed to earn its wages if it isn't at work? mctabby's doesn't offer maternity leave!!)
πββ¬ mowwwww (also clementine will worry...)
We can bring the other cats too, I dont think oppy will mind-
πββ¬ mwauu! (it doesn't think fury or capitalist would like that!)
π (finally, it wakes up, staring up at the big bird)
π maow? (is this the fabled Skeptic?)
πββ¬ MYAA (it is! and he's ABDUCTING US!!)
π !! (it stands, already halfway to puffed up. its tail is in the air defensively)
π mggrrrrrrr (it's growling)
πββ¬ mwow...! (wait, don't hurt him! he's already injured!)
πββ¬ mlem mrrt (it gives clementine a lick on the shoulder. it's not happy about this, but it trusts skeptic to take care of them. you escape so your person doesn't worry about you, okay?)
π (it relaxes. it can do that)
π (it lays back down to watch the bird)

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Sherlock?- spspsp
Exhausted shoulder bandaged dirty bird stumbles near the mascot head
@skeptics-journal-log
πββ¬ mlehm mlehm
πββ¬ !!!
πββ¬ mrrrrrpt? prrrrrp miau! (skeptic? skeptic!! skeptic!!!!!!)
Sitting giving hand to sherlock to inspect
Ohh your kittens are adorable, may I inspect them sherlock? Weight them and see how healthy they are? They look very perfect as expected being made from you
πββ¬ mrrrpt (they are perfect thank you for noticing!! you can weigh them and stuff sherlock just needs to sniff you first.)
πββ¬ fnff fnff. fnff fnff fnff?
πββ¬ wau? (blood smell? you're hurt!!)
Dont worry im fine just a little dirty-
Theyre so precious
Gently lifting a kitten
And plump, theyre very well fed i see very good
I hope you dont mind if I name them hm?
πββ¬ myeeeeh! (the kitten in your hand squeaks at being picked up.)
πββ¬ mwaow (of course they're well fed! sherlock is a Good Parent.)
πββ¬ mrrmp mrauuu (you can call them stuff if you want. they'll decide what names they prefer to keep when they're older.)
Petting gently
Mhm mhm, they're name for now is the 3 meowsketeers, till we figure out individual names, unless we go with the 3 musketeers names of Athos, Porthos, and Aramis-
Weighing each kitten setting them down into his lap
πββ¬ mrrr (it hops up onto your lap, headbutting you affectionately and then curling around the kittens. it missed you!)
Awe did sherlock miss me? I feel honored, now I dont think living at the McDonald's is a good place
Putting the kittens and sherlock back into the mascot head, taking it and walking out, off to oppys home!
πββ¬ mwah? (what? what!! an abduction!! a catnapping!! how dare!!!)
πββ¬ MIAUAUAUAU!!! (how is sherlock supposed to earn its wages if it isn't at work? mctabby's doesn't offer maternity leave!!)
πββ¬ mowwwww (also clementine will worry...)
We can bring the other cats too, I dont think oppy will mind-
πββ¬ mwauu! (it doesn't think fury or capitalist would like that!)
π (finally, it wakes up, staring up at the big bird)
π maow? (is this the fabled Skeptic?)
πββ¬ MYAA (it is! and he's ABDUCTING US!!)
π !! (it stands, already halfway to puffed up. its tail is in the air defensively)
π mggrrrrrrr (it's growling)
Sherlock?- spspsp
Exhausted shoulder bandaged dirty bird stumbles near the mascot head
@skeptics-journal-log
πββ¬ mlehm mlehm
πββ¬ !!!
πββ¬ mrrrrrpt? prrrrrp miau! (skeptic? skeptic!! skeptic!!!!!!)
Sitting giving hand to sherlock to inspect
Ohh your kittens are adorable, may I inspect them sherlock? Weight them and see how healthy they are? They look very perfect as expected being made from you
πββ¬ mrrrpt (they are perfect thank you for noticing!! you can weigh them and stuff sherlock just needs to sniff you first.)
πββ¬ fnff fnff. fnff fnff fnff?
πββ¬ wau? (blood smell? you're hurt!!)
Dont worry im fine just a little dirty-
Theyre so precious
Gently lifting a kitten
And plump, theyre very well fed i see very good
I hope you dont mind if I name them hm?
πββ¬ myeeeeh! (the kitten in your hand squeaks at being picked up.)
πββ¬ mwaow (of course they're well fed! sherlock is a Good Parent.)
πββ¬ mrrmp mrauuu (you can call them stuff if you want. they'll decide what names they prefer to keep when they're older.)
Petting gently
Mhm mhm, they're name for now is the 3 meowsketeers, till we figure out individual names, unless we go with the 3 musketeers names of Athos, Porthos, and Aramis-
Weighing each kitten setting them down into his lap
πββ¬ mrrr (it hops up onto your lap, headbutting you affectionately and then curling around the kittens. it missed you!)
Awe did sherlock miss me? I feel honored, now I dont think living at the McDonald's is a good place
Putting the kittens and sherlock back into the mascot head, taking it and walking out, off to oppys home!
πββ¬ mwah? (what? what!! an abduction!! a catnapping!! how dare!!!)
πββ¬ MIAUAUAUAU!!! (how is sherlock supposed to earn its wages if it isn't at work? mctabby's doesn't offer maternity leave!!)
πββ¬ mowwwww (also clementine will worry...)
We can bring the other cats too, I dont think oppy will mind-
πββ¬ mwauu! (it doesn't think fury or capitalist would like that!)
π (finally, it wakes up, staring up at the big bird)
π maow? (is this the fabled Skeptic?)