Im a cat

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me: hey art student: *breaks multiple eggs onto their naked body and start crawling on the floor* me: okay!

me in philosophy class during the section on kant: my 4 year old nephew said something like this once

new tag game: what is your college major and what do people say when you tell them what you’re studying

femme/butch couples are so beautiful

@ the mutuals I don’t interact with a lot I love u and hope ur doing well

yall gay girls know you gotta actually communicate to other girls to date them right?

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C R Y I N G OMG

Spiderman memes were one of my earliest experiences with the internet and with Tumblr and they will always be the greatest

I’ve seen these countless times and they still crack me up so much. I just hate when they appear on my dash at work. So hard not to laugh maniacally

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