Positively Confused

Aziz Ansari is your Stand-Up Month Comedian of the Day. Watch his stand-up highlights here. 

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

The Blood Moon :: (Timothy Green)

Derweze, also known as the door to hell, is a 70 meter wide hole in the middle of the Karakum desert in Turkmenistan. The hole was formed in 1971 when a team of soviet geologists had their drilling rig collapse when they hit a cavern filled with natural gas. In an attempt to avoid poisonous discharge, they decided to burn it off, thinking that the gas would be depleted in only a few days. Derweze is still burning today 

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