It's Raining Bad Jokes And Positivity

LMAO

His face!

Swerve

if even slaveowner mcgee held an iftar you’re doing something wrong

Parallel Earth.

AMAZING

I LOVE

I have to bring this back

😂😂😂😂 “boo”

me looking at the person i like: i am enamored even with the way your fingers move, with the way the light plays on your skin, with your freckles and your smile and your laughter, with your voice, with how you get around the things you love, with your humor,  me aloud: what’s up asshole

i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control