nobody's angel

minimatthis 🖤 

“Like I give a fuck, they’re here aren’t they? My intent was to throw a party with my brother. I did that, so I’m actually feeling pretty great. Oh I was done about five seconds into this conversation. You don’t know shit about my temperament. Are you getting off on this? Because it’s not gonna happen with you and me, you’re not really my type. And I look like I shower so I guess I’m not yours either.” 

Mini took a second to regain her composure before responding, “You wish you were my type, McKibbon. But the truth of the matter is you’ve always been boring. Predictable. Second to your brother, take your fucking pick. I couldn’t get off to something involving you if I used my best vibrator to get the job done. Honestly, the thought of you bums me out, showers or not. I know you don’t like hearing that and it’s fine if you need to go cry about it to your Heathers mommy but please, keep it all away from me. You couldn’t possibly seem more pathetic but I don’t want to test that theory now.”

“Fucking reunions Mini are relegated to a single graduating class, you’re splitting hairs and being a bitch. Are you coming down from a coke binge or something? Maybe you should go find your ‘real man’ and put something up your nose so you’re tolerable again. That or get the fuck out of my face. Whichever seems like the better option for you. I’m actually here enjoying myself so…” With his free hand, Stef shoo’ed her away.

“And yet, the one thing everyone’s taking away from your party, is that it’s an early reunion. Your intent means nothing when the perception is what it is.” she shrugged. She couldn’t have cared less what Stef McKibbon’s opinion of her was at this moment because he was never that high on her list either. “You done? I figured I’d let you get the tantrum out of your system. You’ve always been temperamental like that.”

“I…literally just told you what it is, are you sure you graduated?” Stef looked over to Luka, “Isn’t that your boyfriend? I’d say since him.” He shrugged, “Probably before though.” 

“Sure, yeah. It’s a historic celebration but you know it looks more like a reunion than anything else, right? You can mean for it to be one thing but it’s actually received as something else. That’s life. This is a fucking reunion.” Her eyes followed to her man and she scoffed, “Luka is my man, yes. And there’s nothing tacky about being with the only real man in town.”

“Same thing I do now, pinky. Dealing. Trying to take over the world.” Luka answered while loosening his tie, then just undoing it completely, “Doesn’t look that bad, just like a normal ass uniform. That’s not surprising either. I could have guessed that one. I wonder if my boy Liam is around, he went here. You know him?” 

“Will you ever do that? I’m just waiting to be first lady and the brains behind the brawn while you take over the world.” she smirked. “The normal ass uniform is so boring and simple. Liam? Of course I know him. I’m already friends with him? How do you know him?”

“This isn’t a high school reunion?” Stef sighed, not understanding what people aren’t getting. It’s a celebration of this place becoming a historical landmark. Anyway, you like tacky so why are you complaining?” 

“What is it? You sent out uniforms and we’re having a party at our high school. Feels reunion-y to me. And obviously to everyone else here.” she scoffed. “Since when do I like tacky?”

Listen if you want to thank me and my brother all you need to do is stop bitching like oh so many of you thinks makes you sound cool. I mean if you didn’t have a great time in high school it’s not my fault you were a loser.

I honestly don’t mind the party because I killed it in high school and I’m still killing it now but honestly, isn’t it tacky to throw a celebration for high school before we even hit the 5 year mark? 

Aggie: i understand you cause a bitch could never handle all of that

Aggie: i ignore his heart eyes, it's for the better

Aggie: hahaha i just honestly hate him and his fingers so much :(

Mini: i can always handle it. i just get mad when he doesn't give it or postpones it

Mini: is it tho? is it really?

Aggie: do you ever get annoyed at how attractive he is???

Aggie: he's never gonna let me live this down, nixon doesn't know what heart eyes are he's just here laughing ok? listen

Aggie: i am never looking at a hot tub the same way. never ever.

Mini: only when he's looking as good as he does and doesn't have time to fuck. or when we're running late going to a party and i get a look at him in his suit and he's like "nope that's gotta wait" 🙄🙄🙄

Mini: nixon knows heart eyes more than you'd think, babe

Aggie: that honest to god sounds adorable wtf

Aggie: you're testing me i swear!!! and yes, i actually am i managed not to fall on my ass all of today so that's something lol

Mini: yeah he's cute as fuck it's so annoying

Aggie: i never pictured Luka as the type to be into arcade wow

Aggie: why do you have to remind me of that omg???

Mini: my man fucking lights UP in an arcade it's unreal

Mini: i've got the devil in me i'm sorry! i'll work on it for you 😘

Aggie: Like you've never done anything for Luka

Aggie: they'd hate it, maybe we can drop their asses and go on vacation again

Mini: oh I’m not judging it just makes more sense now. I do lots of shit for Luka I wouldn’t do on my own. Do you know I’ve participated in an arcade 3 times now? Wild.

Aggie: but I never get the chance to look pretty while skiing. and Nixon wanted to come out here. if i'm honest, we haven't really actually snowboarded A LOT

Aggie: He wanted "alone time" but I already told him we're repeating this in summer and you and your giant are invited

Mini: 🙄

Mini: ah, makes sense. You did it for the man