okay how about no

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She is such a fucking GEM I love her

bless u

let’s play a game called “how much of this homework can i do in school tomorrow”

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

the roman emperor Gaius made his favorite horse a senator.

said emperor was either crazy, or very intelligent and simply wanted to give a big ole fuck you to his senate who despised his ideas.