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there is no competition. respectfully, you could never be me. disrespectfully, i would never want to be you.

I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something

if I had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me

The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company

may 2021 be the year we get bisexual boyfriends

The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company