Cresolae Trash Central

There's a lot of blogs that followed this blog because of that cresolae art and I'm happy people liked it but like. I didn't draw that man. Why do you even follow this blog. Anyone outside Gaia don't even know what this pair is lmfao

I wish I could know what was nic's first reaction when he realized cres only wears his tiddies-out bolero at home and he might be the only person who've ever seen him wear it like that I also want to know who the hell taught cres his fashion sense of covering literally nothing. Is it brenni. Like is it you you weird wizard with weird fashion sense. Bc what kind of upbringing would make cres wear something like that I can't even

Nic trying to reach the top shelves may be funny and awkward but Cres hesitating like a brat to bend or kneel to get something from the lower drawers is hilarious. Nic and Cres fight over some girl… then it turns out that the “girl” is actually an expensive alcoholic drink they both like Cres gifts Nic a gold wristwatch. Obviously Nic wants to sell it but just as he does think of such, Cres tells him to wear it for the upcoming party. What party? Cres doesn’t say anything, though he constantly reminds Nic of the “party”. Nic becomes totally confused since much time had passed and no “party” has happened. Then it hits him - Cres wanted Nic to keep that wristwatch. ===== College AU Shit: Nic is dared to be servant to each and every of Cres’ demands……. and all he’s told to do is sit in his dorm room all day. For one reason or another, Nic is semi-forced to sing a serenade for Cres, who hides his face in embarrassment. Nic is dared to do all sorts of romantic stuff on Valentine’s Day. He hates it, of course, but since everyone else betted against him, he’s motivated to accomplish stuff. Meanwhile, Cres has other plans, and that was to take a day off from school, spend some precious time with his mom, and have a relatively quiet Valentine’s. Poor Nic spends the day as lonely as fuck and everyone regrets daring him. Well okay not really. Cres’ mom comments on how much her baby’s changed since they last saw each other. Cres is reminded of Nic, so at the end of the day, Cres sends a text message to Nic to greet him a Happy Valentine’s. Nic answers with, “U a$$hole I h8 u ..l..” So Cres, confused, calls. “Nicolae…?” “…what do you want.” “What did I do?” “That’s exactly it! What did YOU do?!” Then Cres somehow concludes that Nic is drunk. The elf takes a gamble, convinces himself it’s okay since Nic is drunk and most probably won’t remember it, and says, “I love you.” Nic hangs up. On the other end of the line, Nic wipes his tears away as he cries some more, this time because of happiness. His phone rings again, and it takes time before he picks up. “Yah, hello?” “…Nicolae?” “Cres… I love ya too.” “…g-go to sleep.” “Yah, sure, good night!” “Yes. Good night.” (LOL role reversal - Cres wanting attention and Nic not wanting his attention oops)