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@muesli-command
girl hands me her phone to add myself on a messaging service, because i don't have my phone on me. she seems to realize something and flinch for a second, but hands me the thing anyway. I politely ignore the full page of nothing but lesbian hentai right below the keyboard. all is well. there is balance in the world.
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talking at the bedside about phone manufacturers and phone options. huawei being worker-owned comes up.
she: "I think the shares are distributed by how long you've worked there? Like there's a guy who has one percent or something but mostly it's determined by... uh... I can't remember the word, but how long you've been there"
"Seniority?"
"Mmmnaaa, not quite, I can't think of the word but I think it starts with an A?"
"A.... A?"
"A."
"Ascension?"
"Yeah! Huawei shares are determined by the workers' cultivation level."
"You think Huawei employees are doing real life xianxia?"
"Maybe!"
Employee Shares Cultivation Fantasy with optional yaoi, let's fucking go
people hypercorrecting for perceived anglicisms is cute sometimes. mäiönk for mahjong is just annoying, but also today I ran into "yaa~iin" about jainism like it's japanese
i love pacing up and down like i'm scheming and planning but actually it's just a headache and a drizzle of insomnia
drug that syncs your pulse with the beat call that gabberpentin
this one was peak all zero of you are ungrateful
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dit kanker pap-en-worsvogel blijft me in mijn dromen maar achtervolgen
– [bWäÄP] – it's done, ten minutes leiter en you've got pap en wors – [gWÄEk]
– [my partner of like five years:] hey bunny? I'm a lesbian... – hey, woah... guess what! – what? – I'm also a lesbian! – WHAT!!! – nahhh I don't know actually, I'm full of shit – how? you pooped so recently! – refill. – there's no way that's gone through you and gotten converted already – guess I'm anti choice too now, poop begins at ingestion – [after laughing herself half to death] you should write that down – nnaaaaahhhhh I can't be doing that, ain't no way I'm not getting in trouble for that
and yet.
drug that syncs your pulse with the beat call that gabberpentin
elope is such a tasty word. shame it means something so boring
a majority of the playful fights I've had with women the past 5 years have been about ways to prepare rice. anyone got a good portmentau of "himedanshi" and "zojirushi"?
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VSEARCH will be the end of me, and perhaps I will also be the end of it. who came up with the idea of using this thing? hrrrh.
you're telling me this immobile as fuck ginormous japanese bronze buddha statue "made its way" here in the 1800s? inconspicuously got on a boat to europe of its own metallic volition? okay buddy, sure, totally, yeah
slowly turning into your mom in a bunch of more or less perceivable ways is fucking awful. on the one hand, you start being really scared to look in the mirror in case you're too dissociated. but at least you'll know that a bunch of the reasons people keep saying they wanna fuck your brains out are also just them saying they'd totally do your mom. which is probably even worse actually. I hate it here
had a fucked up dream where I was at work but everyone insisted on bringing their pets. such as human children, a fox(?), a demon of some kind, a serval, a hyena, etc... and a guinea pig. no leash no box no nothing, just prancing around.
the whole dream was spent trying to convince the other, not even slightly domesticated pets to not eat the guinea pig. eventually the hyena got it. there wasn't much to say to this, it was quite edible.
fuck it. making shrimp stew and cultivating my inner peace.
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"wow, why have I spent the past three days wanting to kill myself constantly instead of the usual 15 minute intervals"
the humble magnitude 7.0 cramp taking a short break from decimating the bronze age civilizations:
I love having company. best invention since unsliced bread