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ive got the rizz: education edition (i think i have a crush on this girl and my solution was to learn origami to make her critters)

it worked 👍

I hope Barbie is so good and successful it makes every executive that’s turned everything bright and fun made for young girls into edgy boring teen dramas for the last ten years spontaneously combust into flames

I keep accidentally slamming my boyfriend's head with the fridge door, and one of these days it's going to hit hard enough to leave a mark and I'll have a hell of a time explaining how the fuck you do something like that by accident.

How the fuck do you do something like that by accident tho

our apartment is tiny, his computer desk is right next to the fridge, the fridge door opens a full 180 degrees and he is seated right in the danger zone.

I still domt understand how the head is the damaged area but I appreciate the explanation

Questions answered perfectly. Keep a copy in your wallet to show EMTs/police.

i would like to ask why youre opening the fridge door at such velocity

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

me befor shrinking every item of clothing ive ever hhad like im a dollsized man

she creepin on my weirdo til i dont belong here. what the hell am i doing here

call that radio head

this was me yesterday. i still cannot handle face the raven

hes me