god, I am single as fuck.

                 ’ b e t t e r .              next one, where is that stupid                smirk on your face coming from? ‘

                 ’ Would I rather be feared or loved?             Easy. B o t h. I want people to be                  afraid of how much they love me. ‘

                 ’ uhm sorry?     are you trying to challenge me or something?           because if so i have to inform your       that i am sorta the unbeaten queen in that.                          so be prepared. ‘

                 ’ no no no no!             that's not a real answer here.                          second chance. try again. ‘

                 ’ aaaaaaaah!        you're fucking strangling me to death!             i don't wanna be involved in      whatever this games is!                  how old are you even?! ----------twelve?!              you should play with little cars not with guns! '

        ' oh dear holy chicken nuggets,                 why would i need a man;             when i have you? '                           ( oh who was she kidding, she gonna                             die alone. in her apartment. and her                             death  body will  be found  in a huge                             mountain of fried chicken. )

                 ' I have a lot of questions.        but let's start with that one:                               how dare you?! '

                ' o h m y g o d           i love your skirt! '

it's so weird being my own role model.