INJURED

“  no— stop.  go on ahead.  i can take care of this myself.  ”

“  fuck.  i think something’s wrong.  ”

“  shit it hurts.  i can’t move.  ”

“  i don’t think i can keep going like this.  ”

“  is that my blood?  that’s my blood…  ”

“  if i tell you to leave me behind,  would you listen?  ”

“  well.  there goes my favorite shirt.  ”

“  it feels like i can’t breathe i—  ”

“  how bad is it— wait don’t tell me. i don’t think i wanna know.  ”

“  i can’t feel it.  ”

“  i don’t wanna sound like a wimp but this is really freakin’ me out.  ”

“  i’m scared.  please don’t…please don’t let me die.  ”

“  it’s okay.  think i can walk.  ” 

“  i’ll be okay but i’m gonna need to get this bandaged and fast.  ”

“  is this the part where i’m supposed to be heroic and say it’s just a scratch?  ”

“  i think i’m going into shock.  ”

“  i was just trying to be brave.  like you.  ”

BYSTANDER

“  please be okay,  please be okay. fuck!  ”

“  well this isn’t how i pictured i’d be sweeping you off your feet.  ”

“  i can’t get to it to stop bleeding— it won’t stop.  ”

“  okay,  i’m gonna keep some pressure on this and we’re gonna get you some help,  alright?  ”

“  no.  don’t move.  you need to stay still.  ”

“  i’m sorry—  i was gonna try to help but it happened so fast.  ”

“  please don’t die i really don’t need that kind to trauma right now.  ”

“  if it hurts,  good.  it means you’re still going.  now just hold on a little longer.  ”

“  no,  shit.  fuck okay.  we’re gonna fix you i promise.  ”

“  shit shit shit shit.  ”  

“  i dunno what i’m supposed to do— what do i do?!  ”

“  you’re going into shock,  alright?  i need you to just focus on my voice.  ”

“  no— don’t take the fucking knife out.  ”

“  fuck.  that’s a lot of blood.  ”

“  jesus christ i am not prepared for this.  ”

“  if you die for me i’m gonna be really fucking mad keep your eyes open.  ”

“  you shouldn’t have done that.  fuck.  ”

“  you did really good.  i’m proud of you. just relax now.  ”  

“  if you die it’ll be like my villain origin story so.  don’t die.  ”

ATTACKER

“  you bleed so pretty,  don’t you think?  ”

“  shit— shit i didn’t mean to…  ”

“  huh.  i thought it’d take more than that to bring you to your knees.  ”

“  this really isn’t personal,  you know.  ”

“  i could’ve made this quick and painless if you hadn’t tried to fight me.  ”

“  this didn’t have to happen.  ”

“  why did you get in the way?!  ”

“  oh fuck,  i’m sorry.  i’m so sorry!  ”

“  after all this time.  and it was so easy.  ”

“  if you want to live,  don’t follow me.  ”

“  next time,  i’ll go for the heart.  ”

“  i told you to stay out of my way.  ”

“  i know you’re probably about to go into shock so pay attention.  don’t take the knife out.  this won’t kill you if you stay down and let me go.  ”

“  are you really still trying to fight?  ”

“  stay down!  ”

“  shh-sh-sh just breathe.  it’ll all be over soon.  ”

“  i’m sorry.  i wish i didn’t have to do this.  ”

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 & 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 🇹​🇴​ 🇨​🇱​🇦​🇷​🇮​🇫​🇾​﹕ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇺​🇸​🇪​ 🇼​🇭​🇴​ 🇸​🇪​🇳​🇩​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇪​🇲​🇪​﹐ 🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇦​🇨​🇹​🇮​🇳​🇬​. 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇷​🇪​🇨​🇪​🇮​🇻​🇮​🇳​🇬​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇪​🇲​🇪​﹐ 🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇼​🇭​🇴​ 🇭​🇦​🇸​ 🇹​🇴​ 🇷​🇪​🇦​🇨​🇹​

“Tell her what you really did.”

“Tell her what you are and why you can’t go back there.”

“I should have told you everything.”

“Cut to the chase.”

“Are you saying you’re a spy?”

“I’ve decided to go.”

“I’ll be back in a day or two.”

“I’ll be back in a day or two, and then I’ll explain everything to her. I promise.”

“Can’t you both just stay here?”

“Screw all this.”

“We’ll get a bigger place.”

“We can steal all the money we need to buy anything at all. Just say the word.”

“Now I am going to go take a nap.”

“If you get caught, you’ll be executed.”

“Then I won’t get caught.”

“Do you remember what I said before I died?”

“Come with me.”

“I knew you liked her.”

“I knew you liked her. That’s why I had to have her first.”

“Do you remember the party? How I kissed her while you watched?”

“I recall that your hands were on her, but her eyes were on me.”

“You have to do what I want.”

“Isn’t this better?”

“You’re so beautiful. So very beautiful.”

“But your beauty will fade.”

“All you have and all you are will rot away to nothing.”

“You will be nothing. You are nothing.”

“You are nothing.”

“I’m nothing.”

Taken from the new and final season (season seven) of the YouTube series, Buzzfeed Unsolved! Some of these have already been edited. You can change them however you see fit! 

“She was weak-sauce. Now she lives in my ribcage.”

“Don’t you want to throw a book at this cocky little-“

“This is the technique that you learn at ghost hunting school. They teach you this on day one.”

“Do you think that elderly gentleman was actually the fuckin’ devil?”

“Come take a seat on papa’s lap.”

“We invite you to make a home in the soul of (Name)!”

“I’m gonna haunt him, but I’m a little scared of this one.”

“That’s the hottest ass that the internet has ever seen.”

“I’m summoning all my ghost energy to vocalize into the physical world, "Hey. What the fuck are you doing?”

“When we first started this, did you ever think that you’d be on your knees and acting like a cat?”

“Uh…. Guys? The front door is open, like, completely open. As is the basement door.”

“You know how ol’ bees stab you with a machete?”

“Are you drinking the Holy Water?! That’s disgusting!”

“Those are my boundaries. And my therapist said that it’s very important to set boundaries.”

If I woke up and saw that in the mirror, I’d be like, “Hm. Today is not my day.”

“I’m starting to emotionally shut down.”

“You know your boys packing while he’s sleeping.”

“When I actually cross these items off that bucket list, I’m not really excited.”

“I don’t believe in ghosts, but I do believe that Iowa is haunted.”

“Hey, you sick little weirdo.”

“Talk to me. I don’t respect you, that should rile you up. You suck.”

“I sense the sarcasm on your voice.”

“You do what you do to make your partner feel safe.”

“So, let’s see if I end up in a puddle of my own blood!”

“It’s extra scary because the environment that you’ll be in; darkness, quiet, is exactly the conditions when he murdered all those people.”

“They just seem to have no fear. Which I used to see as courageous, but now I just think that they’re an insane person.”

“I’m so vulnerable right now! Oh my god!”

“It doesn’t feel right in there when you’re alone.”

“I’m surprised we don’t hear any screams right now. He may be dead. It’s possible his heart just stopped, and he’s laying on the floor in there.”

“You look like you’re gonna ask me for some marmalade.”

“You murdered my family, now you’re gonna die.“

“There ain’t nothing more in this world that I want to see right now than those man mounds.”

"I appreciate the honesty. You are an asshole but-”

“Oh, shit, that’s right. I always forget that you’re a huge freak.”

“You won’t be alone down here. You’ll have, uh, this creepy child.”

“I love for him to come out of one of these solo investigations covered in blood.”

“He’s the only person that I know who, in winning, lost even more.”

“Would love to introduce this little piece of shit to them.”

“We know you’re not a supernatural hitman.”

"Last night, we went out in New York City, and we painted this town with our vomit.”

“See, I knocked my dang hat off because I was murdering so hard.”

“I’ve never seen a man lose so many battles in a row. It’s kind of crazy.”

“We yuck it up in the house. I feel very safe and, then, I’m left to my own devices, and I lose my mind.”

“I was talking a lot of trash earlier, and this is your time to really stick it to me.”

“They certainly know how to make a scary-ass fuck looking castle.”

“Gather round, gather round. Look at the miserable moppets!”

“You’re not gonna profit off of buying a castle and filling it with Dracula actors.”

“You don’t have to tell me anything else about him! I love (Name)!”

“I don’t like that I can’t escape this thing fast if I have to.”

“Not stoked, not stoked to do this. How did this become my life?”

“You’re rarely afforded the opportunity to walk down a long tunnel and stand at the end of it in total darkness. And, ya know, I’m not about to look a gift horse in the mouth.”

"I’ll Venmo (Name) fucking money if they let me smash it with a hammer. Or step on it with my boot.”

“Why not end the season with the demon I started with?”

“I don’t like to seem overeager when I answer the phone.”

“I laid on a pentagram and screamed at the devil!”

“(Name)’s don’t play pranks. We also don’t play sports.”

“I’m on the pentagram, and I fucking did it for you.”

“I’m just an old pal, looking for one of my little demon friends.”

                            “     Maybe I failed this time, but… I’m not giving up.                               I’ll show them I’ve got what it takes to make the hero course,                                         and I’ll become a greater hero than all of you.     ”