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☆ミ Who can you banish to the couch when you're mad at them?
MAIN MEN: Marco, Law, Izou, Thatch. x GN!reader
contains: slightly ooc characters, fluff
setting: whenever the fuck you want it to be. (normal one piece)
Marco the Phoenix | Polo Marco
Do not banish this man to the couch, he will end up in the infirmary and work through the entire night, and then you'll have an entirely different issue to deal with.
Just talk to him after you've cooled down enough and go to bed next to each other. He already doesn't sleep enough, getting banished to the couch is just another excuse for him to work.
Regardless, he's usually pretty agreeable so the only way he'd piss you off is when he's doing something dangerous that you're against or if he's not sleeping properly.
He always offers kisses and hugs in the morning after you make him sleep on the couch, if only to distract you from the fact that he hasn't slept.
Surgeon of Death | Trafalgar D. Water Law
No.
You're getting banished to high hell before you put this guy on the couch, not only because he's gonna chop you up for suggesting he fuck up his (already fucked up) posture, but also because the crew would absolutely rally behind him. Not to mention the strawhats, who seem to love sticking their noses where it doesn't belong.
He doesn't sleep well anyway, he hasn't slept properly since— ...Hm, where was I?
Anyway, he doesn't sleep well as is. He's so easy to startle awake and he gets nightmares during really bad bouts, the crew wants him to sleep at least 7 hours so the crew would veto you.
No couch. But you can ask Penguin and Shachi to serve bread for breakfast.
Izou
Izou is an honorable man... Not honorable enough to sacrifice his beauty sleep, but he is an honorable man. He'll at least give you a pillow and a blanket.
You could, theoretically, threaten to send him to the couch in a verbal argument. Unfortunately, he will be the one to lock you out of the bedroom during said argument.
He's also the one to open the bedroom late at night and sneak around trying to find you so he can carry you back to his quarters.
He's not afraid of admitting when he's wrong, and he hates going to bed angry so it's already rare you'll be locked out of the bedroom, but whenever you are, Izou is always quick to apologize for it the next morning.
Thatch
Yeah. You can banish this man to the couch. He will be absolutely miserable too. Also, the fourth division is going to knock on your door asking why he's sulking outside instead of sleeping in his quarters.
He will be sad, and whiny, and wet with rain and salt water from being outside. Do you really wanna deal with your man being a sad puppy?
He's a good man, you know. He's a good man. He makes mistakes, but he's a good man.
Also, please expect your favorite foods for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert. The man loves cooking and he will apologize through a hearty meal. And perhaps a really shitty love song, make sure he doesn't embarrass himself. Make sure he doesn't even consider it. Don't let that man wax you poetry. Please. Have mercy on the rest of the crew.
modern au izou who is a foreign language TA/shooting coach.... 45, gray hairs (that he dyes black) since 15 because oden has been consistent in stressing him out, and entirely way too attractive to be normal bc of his insane face card.
modern au izou who flirts with you to tease thatch because thatch is your best friend and thatch really does not wanna know you two are shagging but ends up getting your number because you're actually pretty interesting.
modern au izou who teaches you how to shoot (or if you already know how to shoot, challenging you to a competition) and then takes you out for lunch afterward.
modern au izou who wants a slow, gentle romance like a novel but also just wants to shoot your chemistry with his gun and watch it burn until it consumes both of you,,,,
izou is such a fun and interesting character on his own, and yet all i do is terrorize him with sabito in foxtail lmao
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husband!giyu is secretly a softie (but just for you ᨳଓ࿔)
most people think your husband is an... odd man. stoic at best, aloof at worse.
they all thought it was weird when the pretty new hashira started dating such a man, surely you could have whoever you want. imagine their surprise when you actually got engaged – who could imagine the stern water hashira getting on one knee?!
but they had it all wrong, you see, because with you? giyu was as soft as could be.
there was rarely a morning you didn't wake up all wrapped up in his arms, face squished against his chest. oh, were you cold? don't worry, giyu was pulling you in tight without a word, rubbing his hands all over your back and making sure the blanket was tucked just under your chin. he didn't care if it meant his feet were uncovered, at least you were nice and warm!
meals were always made by him, complete with breakfast in bed when you both happened to have more free time. giyu loved making you his favourites, bonding over food always a big thing for him, but the most important thing for him was learning your favourites
whenever you came home after a particularly tough training session, giyu was always ready for you. "you worked too hard again" he'd say in his monotone, pulling your tired feet onto his lap. "stop making me worry about you" he complains with a barely concealed pout, rubbing your soles with skiller fingers
but of course he'd never stop worrying about you. you were the most important person in giyu's life, and maybe he wasn't the best with words – but he made it damn sure to show you with actions every single hour of the day
ZORO waking up to your pussy in his face would genuinely make his day.
Your husky scent made his dick twitch and he’s not even awake yet. He meets your gaze in the dark, your pupils blown out.
You grind against his lips, spreading your wetness across his face and his nose bumping against your clit. Your breathing is the only sound in the room.
“Zo…” His hands gripped your hips to cease your movement, “need you.”
That was all you had to say.
ZORO’S mouth met your heat as he sat you on his face. Tasting you first thing in the morning is something he can get used to.
ZORO won’t stop eating you out until after you’ve drenched his face and you’re left shaking and boneless.
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Lean and 6’3, subtle muscles decorated his body. Certainly more than enough to fold you like a pretzel.
The only downside to his staggering build was well… he was too big.
“C-Can’t, you're so big, Enjin.” You mewled, hands pushing uselessly at his chest as he folded you deeper into a mating press. “Yeah? Too big for you, baby?” He snickered, lips tracing your jaw as he forced more of his length into your quivering cunt.
Every inch stretched you wider, bullying you in such a vulgar manner. His inked hands push further into the plush of your thigh, your knees kiss your chest as he pushes in deeper.
“Oh, come on, loosen up, will you? I'm barely halfway in.”
You peer down to where your bodies connect and come to find that he's just halfway in. A pitiful whimper leaves your lips at the sight, head falling back against the pillows as you accept your fate: being split in half by Enjin’s monster cock.
He thrusts shallowly, relishing in the way your pussy clenched around his girth and your oh-so sweet moans that follow. “Hah — shit, you're going to have to let me in sooner or later, doll.” He grits out, teeth sinking into his bottom lip to stifle his groan when you clench around him.
“I can't,” you wail, tears brimming in your waterline, while Enjin only thrusts harder until your poor cunt. “You will,” he counters.
Your hands fly up to grasp his shoulders, nails digging into the tatted flesh, all while he drives his cock deeper into you. One of his large hands moves to rub soft circles on your clit, causing you to whine out.
After what feels like forever, he finally bottoms out.
You feel so full, stuffed to the brim with his dick.
Enjin presses light kisses along your jaw, slowly pulling out before slamming back into you. A loud moan from you bounced off the walls; your body jerked with the force.
His pace was brutal; he impaled you over and over, rough hands gripping your thighs and locking you in place. “Look at you,” he cooed, “taking me so well, and you said you couldn't take it.”
You could only muster a hoarse ‘please’ at his words. Enjin moved your legs from his shoulders and wrapped them around his waist, leaning down to move his ear closer to your mouth, “What was that, baby?” He teased, chuckling as you whined and tugged at his hair. “Bratty little thing, aren't you?”
You felt your orgasm build with every mean snap of his hips against yours, his leaky tip smooched your cervix with every thrust. Your head spun, and your stomach tightened.
Enjin’s eyes scanned your body, taking in every perfect imperfection. That's when he noticed it, the small bump that appeared on your stomach every time he bottomed out. “What's this?” he mused, pressing his palm down on the bulge. You squirmed, crying out at the feeling, “You're so… so deep.”
He hummed, tracing the swell with one of his fingers before placing his palm down again to continue fucking into you. “Yeah? You can feel me all the way in there, can't you?” His pupils were blown wide, crazed even as he watched the bulge disappear and reappear with every thrust.
The sensation was overwhelming; your orgasm was so close you could practically taste it.
Without warning, you snapped, cumming on his dick while he continued pistoning into you. Enjin groaned lowly at the way your pussy fluttered around his length, “Fuck, what a good girl. You can give me another, right?” His thumb traced your clit lazily, causing you to jolt.
A sob escaped you at the overstimulation. He continued his brutal pace while now also torturing your poor clit. “Enjin — ah — Enjin, I can't take it —” he cut you off with a harsh thrust, “You can and you will.”
Your body shook as hot tears slipped down your cheeks, your legs shook around his waist, but he didn't care; it spurred him on. “So fucking tight, god, what're they feeding you?” He joked, dropping his head to suck at your nipple, lapping over the hardened bud with his tongue.
One, two more thrusts later, Enjin came with a shaky moan of your name, causing you to tip over the edge once more.
He watched the bulge disappear from your stomach as he pulled out, saving a mental image of his cum that spilt out right after. “We might have to do some size training with you, doll. Nearly clamped my dick off,” he laughed, pressing a wet kiss to your cheek.”
“No, Enjin, you're just comically huge. No, it's not a compliment.”
telling a group of fully self sustaining ppl ‘good luck’ boycotting ur businesses that have primarily (and damn near solely) relied on their patronage for decades would be the most comical bullshit I’ve ever heard if it wasn’t in response to a literal child being murdered by a fucking psychopath.
🌸Gachiakuta men when your loud in bed (corvus my MANZ , Tamsy , Follo, and Jabber) ty! And I hope your having an amazing day! ✌🏻❤️
And if that makes u uncomfortable to do then those characters when reader ignores them Tysm! 🍓
Gachiakuta Men: When you’re loud in bed <3
I hope this is to your liking
Ft: Enjin, Gris, Tamsy, Corvus, Jabber, Follo
Warnings!: Smut ahead so read at your own risk
ENJIN
Enjin finds it insulting if you’re NOT loud in bed. In fact he makes a bet with himself to see just how loud he can get you. He wants to make it louder each time. Hearing you be so loud, and feel so good because of him, drives him crazy.
“You feeling good baby? That’s what i like to hear”
GRIS
He’s gonna tell you to be quiet and act worried about being heard but secretly he really likes it. It gives him an excuse to tease you. He’ll hit your sweet spot harder to make you scream his name and then pretend to be surprised when you actually do.
“I need you to be quiet, my love. Am I going to have to teach you a lesson?”
TAMSY
He enjoys hearing every moan but he’d rather not share your sweet nosies with the whole building. Tamsy will tell you to quiet down and if you don’t he stops moving. He’ll torture you with slow strokes until you can prove to him you’ll be good.
“Be good for me and I’ll keep going, darling.”
FOLLO
It makes him so nervous but he doesn’t stop you at all. In fact he wants you to keep going. He’s stuck between wanting everyone to know it’s because of HIM that you’re making those sounds and also being scared someone will say something or come knock on the door to tell you to quiet down. It would be horrifying but also an ego boost.
He’d say “you gotta quiet down baby.. we don’t want anyone to catch us.” But when you clench down at the idea of it he loses his resolve.
CORVUS
he’s a secretive man. He’d rather not have everyone know what you’ve got going on in the bed room but he’s also not stopping.
He just slows down agonizingly.
“Keep your pretty voice down and I’ll reward you, okay?”
JABBER
he loves it. He’s just as loud. In fact everyone has mentioned how they tend to leave when they see you heading to his room. He doesn’t care. The whole world can hear and that would only turn him on more.
“Keep going. I wanna hear you all night. Get louder for me, baby.”
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ENJIN has a big dick. And honestly, it shouldn’t be a surprise.
All tall and broad-shouldered and muscular, your eyes widen when he pulls his pants down for the first time.
“Hey, what’s that look for?”
He eyes you with a raised brow and half a smirk. “Never seen a dick before or what, sweetheart?”
“No, it’s just…”
You gape at his member. His heavy, leaking tip is pressed against his belly button, standing tall and erect against his chiseled abs.
Shit, it’s thick, too.
With an accusing finger, you jab at his chest.
“You’re way too big!”
But no matter how much you complain and whine and grumble at him for the size of his dick, you still end up taking it like a-
“Good girl.”
His voice is condescending, teasing, cocky. Per usual.
He loves your size difference, the way he towers over you, the way he can pin you down to the mattress to pound your stretched pussy.
He loves seeing your tits bounce and the way your eyes roll back and mouth falls open when he finally bottoms out in you.
And he loves making you work for it, laying on the bed not breaking a sweat while you writhe and squirm on top of him.
“C’mon, doll,” he grins, eyes glinting. “Ride me like you mean it. I wanna see those tits bounce, hehe.”
You moan. “I- I’m still tryna fit you, Enjin, you- fuckin’ horse,” you gasp out.
Looking down, you see the imprint of his dick on your abdomen and suddenly it makes sense why you can feel him in your stomach.
“That’s not very nice, sweets,” he pouts. His long fingers draw circles idly on your hips as you shudder, slowly sinking down inch by inch on his cock.
And when you finally manage to take it all, his balls pressed into your pussy and tip kissing your cervix, he’s leaning up to you, placing a kiss to the tip of your nose.
“Good job, baby,” he coos.
And he snaps his hips up into you.
You shriek. Head thrown back, spine arched, jaw open and tongue lolling, you’re seeing stars from one thrust.
“I’m so proud of you, my girl,” he groans, biting his lip. “You’re taking me so well—just look at you.”
The kisses he presses down your neck are so gentle compared to his vicious thrusts.
The bed frame is rattling, floorboards creaking, headboard thumping against the wall as his swollen head pounds into your cunt.
He can barely take this—your warm, wet cunt feels so good, so tight, so soft around him. It’s unbearable. And he knows you feel the same, with the way you’re drooling and babbling nonsense as he slams his dick up into you.
“Oh- ungh- y-you- s’ good- hah, Enjin!” You slur out. “Feels s-soooo good- your dick- ah- hah- feels s’ good!”
Enjin’s cheeks are flushed red, his tongue gliding over his bottom lip with a lopsided smirk.
“Yeah, pretty girl? You love my big dick, huh? Naughty thing.”
“Hngh, I- Enjin, I’m cumming!~”
And he finishes with you with a groan, swallowing thickly as his cum spurts into your poor, stretched pussy.
Gasping for breath, you flop over, muscles twitching with exertion as his seed drips out of you.
“Fuck you and your giant dick,” you groan, weakly smacking his chest.
He laughs before planting a wet, sappy kiss to your forehead.
Imagine: You and Enjin don’t always see eye to eye, but for the most part, you have a lot in common. For example, a love of good food, alcohol, and stupid jokes. So when the two of you go on a mission together, it can turn into absolute madness. Especially when you get a little too carried away with your Jinki and wield it so skillfully that you don’t even notice how you take down an entire crowd of trash beasts all on your own.
All Enjin can do is watch, making sure you don’t get hurt.
And admire you, because lately, watching you from the sidelines has become one of his favorite things to do. After all, when your short T-shirt rides up in a jump, exposing your stomach, your hair flowing beautifully in the wind, your eyes shining so brightly that he can’t help but wish you would look at him like that and only him, resisting you becomes almost impossible.
Sometimes, however, he still has to tear his eyes away from the sight, because the moment he hears you shout, “Enjin!” he rushes to your rescue without a second thought. Just a little longer, and you could have ended up in the jaws of a massive trash beast that hadn’t fully dispersed yet.
He catches you by the waist midair, opening his umbrella. You press yourself against him, wrapping your legs around his torso and your arms around his tattooed neck, squeezing your eyes shut because the two of you are flying high enough above the ground that the trash beast can’t reach you.
“I hate it when you do that,” you say, burying your nose deeper against his neck.
Enjin laughs, holding you tightly against him: “And I still can’t get used to the fact that my supposedly fearless girlfriend is scared of heights.”
You lightly punch him in the stomach: “I’m just not used to floating above the ground like some people. In order to be fearless, I need solid ground under my feet.”
Enjin smirks:“Fine. Then no more sex on the roof.”
You open one eye when you hear Enjin’s boots touch the ground, already far away from the place where the trash beast collapsed. You climb off him, fix your clothes, tighten your ponytail, and then say: “Now that is not up for discussion.”
And you walk ahead, swaying your pretty hips.
Enjin folds his umbrella, rests it on his shoulder, and smirks as he watches you go.
“I adore that girl.”
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