Kinkster-in-Training

i like calm people with dirty thoughts and honest intentions

‘Send nudes’ no, come over and take them yourself coward

Sorry I only fuck nerds, weirdos and perverts.

To quote an instructor of a puppy play class I went to, "sometimes... You f*** the puppy. But only if it wants to be fucked."

She's a 10 but she needs you to look at her with animalistic lust in your eyes anytime you see her or she's going to think you despise her existence

No I havent eaten breakfast yet, I'm reading smut on the living room couch

being a masochist is literally so funny. im like "man i feel like absolute shit. yk what would help? Being Hit Real Hard"

Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

Born to experience deep affection forced to master the art of letting go

lust is mediocre. i crave passion, devotion

you can destroy me as much as you want as long as the aftercare is just as good as the sex

being kissed in your sleep and being pulled closer within cuddles is such a top tier form of affection

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