Before we start im doing a college au for this shit so yea also the majority of this post is set in said au...
Everyone's dorm mates:
Dorm 1: Lucia, Alpha, Kamui
Dorm 2: Lee, Qu, Luna
Dorm 3: Liv, Sophia, Vera
Dorm 4: Chrome, Nanami, Wanshi
Dorm 5: Roland, Selena, Pulao
Dorm 6: 21, Camu, Noan
Dorm 7: Watanabe, Karen, Haicma
Dorm 8: Rosetta, Ayla, Lamia
Changwho doesnt get a dorm he lives by himself. >:)
Im making this au because i want them all to be happy.
Lucia: While I’m gone, Kamui, you’re in charge.
Kamui: Yes!!!
Lucia, whispering: Alpha, you’re secretly in charge.
Alpha: Obviously.
Lee: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Qu does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?
Luna: If Qu were to jump off a cliff, they would’ve done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Qu jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Lee: You jump off a cliff!
Luna: Gladly. Provided Qu did first.
Liv: What do you think Vera will do for a distraction?
Sophia: She’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
Sophia: ... or they could do that.
Gabriel: What does 'take out' mean?
Luna: Food.
Alpha: Dating
Lamia: Murder
Roland: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
Roland: I told Luna their ears flush when they lie.
Lamia: Why?
Roland: Look.
Roland: Hey Luna! Do you love us?
Luna, covering their ears: No.
Lamia:
Chrome: *Accidentally hits Wanshi in the face*
Chrome: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Chrome: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Wanshi: What’s wrong with you?!
Nanami: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.
Haicma: Killed without hesitation.
Nanami: No.
Alpha: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Liv:
Lucia:
Lee:
Everyone Else At Alpha’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Liv: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
Watanabe: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Karen: I'm a knife.
Lamia, from across the room: They're the little spoon.
Ayla: We need to get through this locked door. Changyu, give me your credit card.
Changyu: Here.
Ayla, pocketing it: Thanks. Rosetta, kick down the door.
Luna: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.
Alpha: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Luna: Yes!
Lucia: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Pulao: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Roland?
Roland: … No.
Selena: I do!
Pulao: I know, Selena.
Selena: I’m sad!
Pulao: I know, Selena.
Chrome: I know you snuck out last night, Nanami.
Wanshi: Play dumb!
Nanami: Who's Nanami?
Wanshi: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
No 21: Fitness tip: never stop pushing yourself. Some say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Camu: Next time you’re working out do 15 push ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex’s house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Noan: There were so many mixed messages in that I can’t-
No 21: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Vera: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
Camu: So what do you do?
Vera: I work in genetic research, and I'm currently trying to eliminate all Cancers.
Camu: Wow, impressive.
Vera: Then I'll move on to Leos.
Noan: Liv... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Liv: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Noan:
Noan: I wrote sanitize, Liv.
Karenina: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
Watanabe: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
Karenina: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
Bianca: edible
Karenina: Is something burning?
Bianca: Just my love for you.
Karenina: Bianca, the toaster is on fire.
Watanabe: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Lucia: I do have a sense of humor you know
Watanabe: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Lucia: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
thats it ill write headcanons later or something im tired...
