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Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

all this info is good for writing

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i’m surprised more people don’t realize this, but one thing women generally find attractive in men is the ability to securely enjoy traditionally female-coded things. 

Nothing is funnier than watching straight dudes worship ancient Spartan culture when we know full well not a single one of them would have survived in it to adulthood. “I’m a Spartan warrior because I ran an obstacle course!” Gurl, you can’t even do your own laundry and you think you’d have the discipline for ancient Spartan life?

Better yet how most straight dudes will viscerally react to doing anything they perceive as “gay” and they go back and time having a grand ass ole time Pernicus or some shit lifting weights and spotting each other and running in sand to build quickness. Not knowing they used to all fuuuuuuuuuck. Then all the sudden while y’all at the town square enjoying your wine grog or whatever the fuck they drank you feel a hand on your leg and Pernicus looking at you like 

ladies

So I’m getting a little in to Halloween spirit with some fanart of Steve carving his favorite avenger on some pumpkins

lance’s sword: sexy, sleek, simplistic, perfect grip for fighting, has a length advantage, is an altean broadsword that hasn’t been seen in 10,000 years, the previous owner was the king of an entire planet

There’s been a few people here and there in the tags trying to start ship discourse but…