Classic Shipping Trash

Nightmare hates ducks

This scene is from a fanfic by TeardropBlue on Wattpad. I just really liked it and wanted to draw it out.

The whole fanfiction has very wholesome brotherly bonding and I love it! Would recommend reading if you like Dream and Nightmare :3

put a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a potentially infinite number of quantum physics and joke books

plague papyrus’ life with incidental music

create a self sustaining tornado made of trash

put a flashlight without batteries into the bulb socket of his lamp

chug an entire bottle of ketchup which is apparently a regular thing for him

teleport back and forth a short path to follow you and then act like you’re the one who’s following him

work like 5 sentry stations but is either not at any of them or asleep on the job and yet keeps getting hired at new sentry stations

sell water sausages in hot dog buns for 30 g a piece at his sentry station

stack said water sausages in hot dog buns on your head if your inventory is full

but only up to 29 sausages. 30 is just excessive.

sell concert tickets made of toilet paper for you and shyren’s concert

write “sans” on a lump of snow as a snowman

write “sans” on his face as a halloween costume

ride a tricycle down a highway that can keep up with the racecar papyrus is driving

break into the underground’s most expensive restaurant to have a private talk with an 8 year old

said private talk consisting of “I could kill you if I had to. actually nvm I’m rooting for you kid”

“you’re not dead so I did a great job at keeping you safe right?”

come across a giant door hidden deep inside the woods where he’s supposed to patrol for humans and his first thought is “man this would be great for practising knock knock jokes”

he practises his knock knock jokes on actual doors who the fuck does that that’s so cute

judge the trustworthiness of someone he’s never seen face to face based on how much they like bad jokes

the conveniently shaped lamp

when you reload your save multiple times in the hallway in pacifist route he tells you a series of code words and the code words are “I’m a stupid doodoo butt” and “I’m the legendary fartmaster”

instead of giving you the key to his room he retcons it onto your keychain

when he gives you the key he all dramatically says “It’s time you learn the truth” but when you go to his room you get stuck on a treadmill with a note that says “the truth is that you got owned, nerd…..”

whenever he says he’s going somewhere he walks off in the complete opposite direction

in pacifist end when everyone’s interrupting your fight with asgore he moves next to toriel by floating off the top of the screen and then reappearing from the bottom instead of just walking over like a regular fucking person

sometimes he runs a comb over his completely hairless head

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Here’s the new Christmas Card for this year, yay! :D

Last year’s Christmas card event was really cool and it was actually quite fun preparing all those cards, so I decided to do it again! I used my Patreon Discord server for some feedback and apparently people really wanted to see another Errorink postcard, so here it is! :3 

As last year, everyone who pledges before Dec 1st will receive a card, regardless of how high the pledge is! So even 1$ Patrons will be considered! 

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Its understandable many journos are confused by this. It’s legitimately confusing. The FCC order said it would go into effect 60 days after publication in the Federal Register, which would have been April 23rd. But, it still has to be approved by the Office of Management & Budget.

There was another FCC filing in the Federal Register that would imply the earliest the OMB could approve this (and its worth noting that approval is basically just a technicality) is actually April 27th, but its likely to happen some time after that, possibly even weeks after.

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