Zoning

me: well it'll be confined to this room, so it's not an Immediate Catastrophe, b-

Me: You know what, I should probably just show you.

Me, getting out a barred owl: So this is what we do in the event of an escaped owl.

volunteers: wait, what are y-

me: and this one can fly too, keep in mind

volunteers: aRE YO-

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Two school age kids: “Oh look at the big white puppy!”

Their mother: “Come here, let me explain something to you. That dog is a Service Dog. Whenever you see a dog in a store like this you can’t distract it cause it’s working.”

Two kids: “What do you mean he’s working?”

Mom: “He helps that girl. You know how at school your teacher tells you to be quiet so you don’t get distracted doing your work? It’s the same thing with that dog. You can’t distract him.”

Two kids: “What does he help her with?”

Mom: “That’s her business. Your business is to not distract him so he can work.”