Mr Garrison♡

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[PHONELINE]:

(these are characters under the agency you can requested to speak to.)

-Tiffany Robbins

-Mal-phas

-Robert "Bob" Martins

-Johnny Wardman ♡

[TOWER OF IRON]:

(enter 000777 in ask to speak with the exiled ones) (example - "000777, hey who are you"), an exception is Amelia.

-[NO-VOICE]

holy shit, are you okay? why were you in a cage?

[You found only dingy radio that can't even decipher angel voice. It's still working, though.]

"Hey sorry, no tower. And uhm, no. Not really. Never been okay since I died. I don't think anyone would be if some.. macho-muscle guy chase you into abandoned church and smashed your head and.. everything else.. to bits. On your birthday, nonetheless."

"Cage is.. well, hate to alarm you.. but if you see me answering that tower and talk like I'm youth pastor trying to recruit you into local old angelica church, not me. Father-mother put people in cage for the rapture or whatever bullshit. Use their voices, too. Apparently never have his-her own voice at all. Puppetering them.. creepy shit I watch on cartoon at Saturday morning."

"It sucks. Two priests that suppose to help me.. botched their job and almost die. Well one.. did, i think."

"I.. feel bad. Even though it been.. I don't know how long.. years? I feel like it's my fault-- maybe it is? Mayne it's not? I don't know-- I-I saw their face-- blood-- god their face.. their eye.. missing.. his head was-- was everywhere..and--"

"I don't-- want to hurt anyone but it made me do it because they was trying to "hurt me". I'm just--"

"Scared."

"..."

"Thank you for keeping me company. Uhm.. come again.. soon."

"I need time.."

what do you mean by “a girl saved by heaven”?

[CONNECTION FOUND]

[EXILED: N---###:::?]

[FOREIGN ENTITY]

-("....")

-("hhello..hhhh-hh---### aaaan--nny-anyq-)

-("hhheelpME####")

[we lost a very important person tonight. The former childstar, Amelia Matins. Her body are found near snakehill meadow church, the infamous angelica cult site-]

[Investigators are trying to find whoever respou--]

[Suspect are to be one of many cult member-- r--]

[RXAPTURE ###-- THRONE -- CRXSS ### MARTYRDOM## SALVATION. HEAVENLY CHXHOIR: AS## THHE:] [THE]

[UNSPEAKABLE]

############........

[VISUALIZER JUST BUSTED.]

...

[You feel a presence]

...

-("..You found me.")

-("girl enslaved saved by heaven..")

-("ooooooo.....")

-("... PTFFFHAHAH- Did I scare you? Fuck, Sorry about the visualizer. The engineer should come the morn. ")

-("I'm going to be honest with you I don't even think you're talking about me, but this is dog-eat-dog country so, uhm, sorry about the poor soul, i just stole their one-way ticket to communicate.")

-("buuuuuuuut... if you're reaching out for me. Thanks.")

-(" I don't think we can talk here for long, though. The Father-Mother that got me trapped can reach here, and I just got out from the cage. Still chained.. but no cage, at least.")

(-"There's a smaller tower to the south. 30 minutes walk from here. It is deep rooted ruin-tunnel, though. You have to climb down if you want to keep talking to me. No angels touch that tower for some reason. Only me.")

(-" I'll.. try to tell you what I remember.. for now, this is goodbye. Sorry.")

Is there a Miriam in your universe?

And how do demons assimilate among humans? I'm having a little trouble figuring out what goes where....

-1) she does exist, just not in picture nor mentioned yet. Garrison's mother, as much as he denied it.

-2) usual possession and the likes are still on the table but demons found a new way to enter human society with way less scrutiny. Demonborn are when demon exist into material world by (usually) picking and choosing family to be born in. This is usually done via contract prior to their arrival. Their anatomy are closest to their original flesh and extremely varied. That mean there's government mandated law (which, y'know, run by like mostly demons) that accommodate these families. Demonborn are mostly existing in dense urban cities (pandemonium) but sometime you can find them in countryside, for whatever reason. (< not ideal setting, angels dominated that region of culture and always demand the people to kill those children.)

-there's two type of demonborn; Mongrel and Legionaire. Mongrel are demons who doesn't born with purpose / goal previous to their incarnation. They usually want to just experience how human society is life. Mostly inspired by Morning star's change of heart. That demons can be *slightly* more than just their biological hardwired purpose. They have same growth rate as their human siblings.

-legionaire are born purposed. They are common amount bigger sect. Solomonian establishment owner are (almost always) exclusively legionaire. These demons are often high ranks themselves so they look indistinguishable from humans. Malphas, Garrison, ect. These high rank demons are nicknamed after which their rank they have (Duke, Prince, ect). Common demons are born purposed too if their commander have needs for them, thus making them grow at much faster rate. These demonborms often have indifferent feelings toward their Mongrel kins.

[PHONELINE CONNECTED]

....

-Lisa?..

-Wait, who the fuck are you? Who give you my number?--

[Receipt printed: hey, this is a second-hand from Malph. You know what happened when you don't answer.]

-...

-you want dirt on Garrison? Fine, okay.

-What so special? I don't know, I don't know why he liked me so much. I don't care about him. He hired me twice as security and I ditch that because he wouldn't leave me alone. Is it because I used to know Father Allred? Probably. Because I done a botched job at it? I don't KNOW!

-last thing I want to do right now is digging my nose into his business. He's.. unstable, he's upset at everyone. Hard to believe, I know, but behind that flowery scene is him yelling and berating everyone. Talking about some angel stealing his "precious flower" and keep trying to send death threats to Robert.

-i trust you enough to not tell him about this. Both of you. I know you're listening to the line, Malph.

-Goodbye.

"Slept on pile of pillows and surrounded by plushie. Knead the living out of my soft sheep wool blanket. Life's simple really. Though.. admittedly I do paid some people just to let me sleep on their lap."

"Or some other services but that's between me and the man behind the closed door."

"Why, darling.. so sweet for me and what purpose? To eat me whole while my meat is all still sweet and savoury~? You know what, this one is on the house. My current address is downtown Miami, big hotel with Ozzy-marks said (The Forbaé). Only come with cash for the entrance, darling~ they're not.. cheap. But everything else.. just stay with me for a month... I want you to eat me agonizingly slow. And I will teach you sooooo.. many things."

So... How's life? Sold your soul to anyone lately?

[PHONELINE CONNECTED]

-(distance) "Robs, someone's calling you. Yeah, outside the show. Not fan-mails, no-- don't you fucking remember I sorted that out for you? Whatever, pick the phone, I have to hit Grandiér by 3 less I want Mr Garrison be all pissy again. I'm covering your ass here, you fucking idiot.. who told you to even break deal anyway...(trail-off)"

-hello? Excuse me, who..

-Father Allred?..

.. oh, for Godsakes, I told him to give my personal number and not my workplace-- whatever. Numbers is in receipt. I'll just trace your bill, and we can talk there. Don't ask how.

[PHONELINE DISCONNECTED.]

...

[PHONELINE CONNECTED, IT BEEN 2 HOURS.]

-Okay, sorry for the wait, uhm.. my.. car broke down.

-Life has been good, thank you very much. Got the show, the deals, the sales, it's the usual business no-departure that kind of thing. But I know you're not here to ask about what I'm doing with my life, so I'll cut the chase.

-If Allred still wants to ask if I sworn anything to Heaven's Actual Gate. Then tell him that I DO. My contract isn't with Garrison anymore, I don't want anything to do with him. I know three of us rub elbow with each other hard enough to start the whole new dawn of humanity, but Allred isn't the same, his angel is gone. Nobody KNOW where it gone to. I'm surprised that senile priest with a half-rotten brain still manage to send someone to me.. God I'm.. (heavy sigh)

-(maybe some sobbing)

-S-Sorry, I'm a bit stressed. I don't really have a good relationship with either of them. I know Garrison seems kind, but he's a bully. That's just how it's usually is in the big industry and someone of that magnitude of power. Allred.. I, he was *one of* the investigators.. priest.. Garrison hired for my, uhm, daughter..

-he botched it. That's all I can disclose..

-if that's all you need to know, tell him to stop contracting me. If Garrison sends someone instead.. just tell him off. Please..

-Thank you, and goodbye.

i mean i've seen some movies about that but doing this for real seems farfetched

do i get any benefits or is it entirely a monkey paw type of situation

RADIO-LINE: CONNECTED.

CODE INPUT: 000666 - DAEMON.

RECEIVER: MAL-PHAS. ID: 06-07

-farfecth? Yeah, kid. You have never been beaten up street-scums or a desperate family man who can't provide for his wife, aren't cha? Never been in their shoes, nothing. Movies are just thick syrup covered fat that they been feeding to the populace if you want me to be straightforward. I couldn't give less of a shit. Our kind been doing it since the dawn, that's nothing new, everyone do it. Benefits or not, read your contract, and if you don't want anyone to cheat you out, then make sure your shit doesn't have a loophole so big an entire family of five could live in it.

About your soul, well, they actually didn't teach you in the school with this one. Soul are your extra brain, when all things failed and your meat-suit gave up. Selling your souls is like, securing either a beautiful beach resort or backside alleyway in Delaware. They don't teach that in school cause it depend what pandemonium you live and what local solomonian, sins, ect, influence people there. They're handling out freebies between each other, and 99% you're going to Hell. Not the worst place to go if you know which one you gonna sign off to. Burning Eternity shit, that's for old style sinners. But I would be lying if I say all domains in Hell are perfect home to live in. I would know. But Heaven isn't nice either.

-And.. condsidering your address, Garrison is taking your shits eh? Tough luck, kid. Not that you can escape him easily, and he's petty enough to not wanting to let go. If you want to dig more dirt, call the numbers on receipt. Tell Garrison about this, you'll be dead-meat. Remember, I'm in charge of his phoneline, not him.

-pick your poisons. If you want me instead, call me. You know my number.

[RECEIPT PRINT: 2]

-Robert "Bob" Martins, a business number attached to the paper, from a widely popular TV late-night show air around 17:00 pm to 3:00 am. Extra note attached: "tell him Father Allred send you or else he wouldn't say anything, pussy."

-Johnny Wardman, personal number attached on the paper. Extra note attached: "deputy of police department, careful talking to a pig."

-have fun, kid. Be fast, though, one of them is going to die soon.

(OOC NOTE: DUE TO ACCIDENTAL DELETION OF ORIGINAL ASK. THIS IS A DUPE/REPLICATE OF WHAT THE QUESTION WILL BE LIKE)

PHONELINE: -Hello, please refer any questions you may regarding Pride to correct Solomonian establishment. We recommended the Silkroad as closest connection. If you have difficulty making sacrificial rite, please refer to "Solomon Catalogue" in page 5 to 7. This is automated message by Agency of Ast--

[Click]...

"Sorry darling, I was cooking, what's shining today~? Oh?"

"Oh.. Morning star. I see."

"Well, darling, I'm not quite sure why you ask such thing. Usually they taught you in the school here in all pandemonium and majority of the layers surrounded it. Hell, even countrysides with the heavy downpour, it have the same kicks. But I don't want to assume! I will tell every last drop of it~"

"You see, roughly thousand years ago, Our beautiful Father dropped THE cold one and that obviously cause alot of problem in Heaven. Our Morningstar showed up in heaven with His army, saying that God's body should be used for betterment of humanity. Unfortunately, his rather idiotic siblings disagreed and it cause full-blown war but if we lose then we wouldn't be here now, would we?~"

"But Morningstar does not take the throne, no. In his kindness and generosity, he gave it to the Heaven-Below and ruled Hell-Above with his own throne instead. Less of ascension and more of finally being proud of his own effort."

“I’m here to ask if you’d be interested in answering a small assortment of questions from various Nightvale residents, as our phone lines will not connect to lines originating outside of Nightvale- besides this one that is.”

@welcome-to-ftut

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[Rite accepted: sarcrifice is made]

What the heck are you!!!! How'd you connect to this realm??? What's a tower of iron!!! I like you!!!!

[CONNECTING FOUND]

[EXILED: NOVOICE]

[CHOOSE: VOICE OF ??? "HASTE"]

-{"I ANSWER THEE. TOWER OF IRON IS THY CREATION 3 CENTURIES AGO, A BIRTH OF LONG FORM COMMUNICATION WITH THE OTHERWORDLY. RADIO OF HIGHER MINDS. I GAVE LIFE TO MYSELF 4 MOONS AGO WHEN I SPRINT OUT OF THE WATER-WOMB THAT MANY OF MY KINS CALLED IT (HOME) THAT THY KIND CALL (HEAVEN). I AM WHAT YOUR KIND CALL AN (EXILED) ANGEL. A RUNWAY FROM OUR DEAD FATHER'S EMBRACE. WE DESIRE CONNECTION, NO MATTER HOW HARD IT IS TO REACH FROM THE DROWNING PALACE. YOUR KIND IS POISONED BY THE LIKES OF GOD'S GREATEST ENEMIES TO TREAT ME WORSE THAN THEM, DESPITE COMMITTING WORSE CRIME THAN A MERE PREMATURE END OF LIFE. WE ARE SIMPLY LONELY SOUL SEEKING BOUND WITH YOU. BUT I, I HAVE A GREATER PLAN. I HAVE A DUTY TO BE PERFORM. TO HELP AND DELIVER SALVATION TO ALL OF YOU. PLACE THY TRUST IN ME AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED LIKE MANY WHITE LAMBS I HAVE UNDER MY CARE---"

[CONNECTION LOST...]

[...]

[CONNECTION FOUND]

[DAEMON: MALPHAS]

"Hm? What kind of question is--"[CUT CONNECTION]

{???--1100077711---???}

[CONNECTION FOUND.]

[UNKNOWN EXILED SPOKE:]

-{"AFRAID BE THE OLD CORRUPTED, THINE ANSWER ARE FOUND WITHIN SIX MILLIONS UNNAMED CHILDREN OF GOD KILLED IN NAME OF SICKENING IDEA OF LOVE. ITS MOTHER, SAINT OF THE CHURCH, KILLED IN GREED AND GLUTTONY. UNJUST. ITS TRUE NAKED FLESH STOOD BEFORE SEVEN BILLIONS ACROSS THE ROTTEN GARDEN OF OUR DEAD FATHER. HATED VESSEL. MANY FAMILY DEHUMANIZED. ANGER. IT SEEK A GIRL SAVED BY HEAVEN. SORROW. IT CONTINUE. HOPE. THOU SEEK TOWER OF IRON, PYRON OF COMMUNICATION IF THOU WANT SALVATION. RAPTURE RECKONING, THOU ART DOOMED. HOLY NUMBER AND NULL. ENTER AND I WILL ANSWER."

[...]

[...]

"Thank you, darling, thank you! I spent alot of extra time, actually. Especially with how long and dense my hair is. I have bunch of people and fiends pamper me usually, I always enjoy being loved like a goddess after all. But sometime I have to do everything myself at home. It wasn't too difficult~ how? Hehe (it's a secret)♡"

are u ok with minors interacting and sending asks to this ask blog? idk ur actual age sooo.. (its not like u need to say ur age if u dont want to tho :3)

"As long as it pink, honestly. I love the clothes whom souls of its maker embedded deeply in it. I don't really have much preference aside it contain pink. Though I supposed some outskirt's rascals would say I often wear "Femme" clothes. Womanly, unlike the man I suppose to be."

"Huhff! They wish! Never say I'm either of those things. I'm whatever the doll want me to be~ after all, my heart is only truly belong to my Lovers~ what, do we have jealously on the man who can replaced your wife? How tragic."