hiya

wondering if i will sneeze today

keep us posted

no.  its none of your business

yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types

Why are my clients being arrested? Have they been read their rights? What are the charges?

Panic! In front of the cute boy

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

me: *likes a person* person: *likes me back* me: o shit….sorry…..this is all …too much…gtg

Get your ass on the dance floor

this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

a single distant, but very loud, yeehaw

this is so stressful to watch

me, late 20s, discovering i love to cook, and have neck pain: holy shit i’m going to turn into a person who does yoga

me, buying paper napkins and eyebanging a herb garden: i’m having an identity crisis 

me: *reaches automatically for coaster, catches sight of my reflection in my newly purchased wine glasses that were on sale*: i don’t know who you are anymore

“i’m not a fan of embellishments on throw pillows, they tend to snag” I say, and gasp in horror at what I’ve become

“Did you know they make odorized garbage bags now?” I say without flinching,  the sclerae of my eyes as black and ashen as my soul

Eyebanging a Herb Garden

How was that what you focused on?!

no no, that’s fair

Retail is the same all over.

source?

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

 I eat cereal with water