honey you're familiar like my mirror years ago

when can't sleep i usually get up and do the whole brain reset thing, you know... walk around, take a cold shower, smoke some weed. but sometimes, occasionally, not-all-that-often-i-swear, i like to watch those god-awful late night infomercials. i will admit i've bought some stuff off of there, but i've never used a single thing. what do you do when you can't sleep? hopefully something a lot easier on the wallet than my late night habit. [ @goldenerastarters ]

i'll admit that smoking weed is usually my go to when i can't sleep as well, or going to work out, which might sound crazy to some people, but that always knocks me out. but i do love those infomercials, and i've gotten a few random things from there myself. like a pizza oven, and you want to know how many pizzas i've made in the pizza oven? zero. but i needed it something fierce. do you also like watching the home shopping network? they'll post up some of the gaudiest jewelry and be like you can get this 14 karat gold ring for only 49.95 and that's a steal, you won't be able to find this anywhere else. and i swear, every time i'm tempted to buy it and wear it on the red carpet.