Rat Keeper

This post isn’t written in any known human language

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

i cant stop thinking about how they broke the egg..

An orc made this, but a really domestic orc that likes to be told that she’s pretty.

I love her

A versatile and fashionable accessory 

How could you try it so many ways and not lose a hand?

spilled pasta on my toes

call that feetuccine

three inches in my drawers

packin teeny weeny

I don’t know why people hate Hamilton so much this shit slaps

can’t connect w my mutuals anymore… kpop this kpop that… can’t we all just listen to gregorian chant again :(

Someone good at math here?

yeah

I’m probably going to be laughing at this for about a week.

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

no thanks

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

my identity has been stolen

the relationship women have with their own reflection…beyond complex

ASSDFGHJKKFUCC

HMMMM