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i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

my girl poured her diva cup out into her plant and now the plant’s alive again her pussy voodoo

I have questions…

this is green consciousness and ecofeminism

Period blood is full of nutrients and can act as a plant fertilizer. Which isn’t much help if you use disposables like pads and tampons, BUT if you use moon cups you can pour them onto your plant OR if you use reusable pads you can soak/rinse them in warm water before you wash them and pour that water onto your plants.

Stop being scared of ya own blood 2k18. Do magic. Revive plants. Curse enemies.

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest