Milk

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.

idgaf bro jonathan sims did NOT cause the eyepocalipse. he is NOT at fault. when someone wins a game of chess we don't praise the pieces for playing their parts so well, do we? we don't congratulate the pawn for being moved to the right spot at the right time. jonah magnus when i catch your bitch ass

I started listening to the Magnus archives and I wish someone told me to write down names before i did.. I really just found out that THE MAIN CHARACTERS NAME IS JONATHAN SIMS AND NOT JOHN SMITH....AND IM HALFWAY TROUGH LISTENING EVERYTHING. Having bad memory is NOT for the weak (I also had to double chcek his actual name now bc I forgot again) (guacward)