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Who are you talking about? Please don’t say McDonalds.

I was thinking more in general. I wish any place would deliver chicken nuggets.

You don’t go to prison?

You're right. But not right enough.

What are you doing? Go get some chicken nuggets.

That means getting up. Not up for that. I wish they'd deliver.

Why not just buy chicken nuggets?

Where's the fun in that?

I don’t, actually. Besides, I need to get out of the house more. Breadsticks are definitely a good reason.

Gotta do some kind of work out if you're getting loads of breadsticks now.

Oh. Why didn’t I think of that? That’s such a better idea, you should totally be in college.

Unless you live close to Olive Garden, then I could just run them over to you.