i like the booty

That means getting up. Not up for that. I wish they’d deliver.

Who are you talking about? Please don't say McDonalds.

I’d kill a man for a box of chicken nuggets right now. And I can’t believe I just said that.

What are you doing? Go get some chicken nuggets.

I can’t find another soccer team.

That's rude! Don't break my streak, every pizza place in town loves me. What if you just told your coach to go suck a fat one?

When you love the sport as much as me, yeah it’s worth it.

I would go to a different pizza place, obviously. And delivery guys who are assholes don't get tips. Either way, none of them are ever mean to me.

Yeah, no. That’s not an option, shorty.

Why not? Is a dicky coach really worth it?

Training is unbelievable,

You could quit the team.

you don’t need to get violent.

Love me.

Nope bye. leave get out of here.

Andrew!