get off my dick

Looks like you haven’t changed one bit.

No, ma'am. Did you really expect me to? 

No doubt Reese would let you cover his entire body if you asked. But Eddie.. I don’t know. I don’t think he’d trust you with sharp objects so close to his skin, but who knows.

I'll tattoo 'I love Jules' onto his arm whilst he's sleeping. 

Ain’t nothing you’ll ever see again, babe.

I'll have you know that I haven't fucked anyone in about two weeks. I'm a good boy now. 

You must have a lot of anger built up then.

Do you reckon I could convince Reese or Eddie to let me give them a tattoo? 

Being drunk is probably the reason why, Miles. Try not to hurt yourself.

Honestly, I think um, I think I'm just going to draw on my arm for a while. They don't hurt on my arm. 

Your only saying that so you can see my ass.

Ain't nothing I haven't seen before, babe. 

Drinking is bad for you.

Not having sex is bad for you. It uh, it keeps your anger built up. Fun fact of the day. 

Whatever. Its your body do what you want, I don’t care.

Do you want a tattoo? I reckon I'd give you a mean goldfish on your butt.

Oh my gosh, Miles. Don’t be giving yourself pointless tattoos now.

I have over forty pointless tattoos. Another six or ninety won't hurt. 

It’s possible to have more than one past life, but you couldn’t be Elvis. Because I like him.

And you like me.

So did you miss me?

Do you really want me to answer that? 

Sorry to disappoint.

Eh, I kind of expected it.

Maybe you were. Y’know, past life and all.

I think I was Elvis in my past life though.