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@mildly-cold-fox
editing my pinned to be an intro post, this is subject to change
name I’ve mostly settled on: Risk
I use she/it
Fox therian
uhhhh I do artsy shit occasionally
no DNI i have a block button
minor so dont be TOO weird
links below the cut
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What happened to the grape!!
ate it (๑ᵔ⤙ᵔ๑)
okay now this is getting confusing. why is the fox cold? warm her up please? also like i already know someone called Fox
the fox is cold because arctic fox, also unfortunate lmao. if you want to tho you can call me risk
girl with sword and she kills you
girl with sword and she kills you
revolutionary (in more way than one)
specifically you. shes killing you and only you. (the girl is me)
Aww thats so sweet of you
youre welcome 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🦂🥰🥰
Hey watch out theres a shrimp in between your army of lovely subordinate evil-doers
she is also my lovely minion do not fucking judge her
The shrimp is my favorite coworker
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Would I still be your goon if I changed my url 🥺👉👈
yes darling change youre username as you wish my loyal goon!!! although we'd have to change the name of the religion
oh. Yea. I forgot about the religion tbh.
well I’m sure it’s fine (ᵕ—ᴗ—) it’s only like a day old it wouldn’t be that hard to change
Joomapel riri guess where I am wee wee
the bottom of the Atlantic
I didn’t know the Atlantic was a bottom
no I’m saying you are the Atlantic's bottom
I teach honourable fencing and chivalrous combat.
Yet somehow, I raised a dagger fighting rogue, that can beat swordsmen with her dagger.
your dagger fighting rogue just grabbed the opponents swors blade with their fucking hand. your dagger fighting rogue lost
@the-rat12 wrong. It's a technique. And seen across centuries of manuscripts for fighting that recommend it as an action:
I.33...
Fiore...
Leckuchner...
Talhoffer...
And those are just the Bloßfechten examples, in Harnischfecten, grabbing the sword is a recommended action to gain control.
So no, my squire had perfect control over the sword in that action: she parried upward, then seized the blade above the cross guard where it had no room to slip in her grasp, ensuring she wouldn't get cut.
ouh waow,,,, i feel so special for being such an idiot i was worthy of this amazing demonstration
I'm so proud of you <3 that idiot is my boss <3
yayyyy!!!! go slaughter a wretched heaven as a treat, my precious vassal!!!
Yippie!
It's a transgender evening
I teach honourable fencing and chivalrous combat.
Yet somehow, I raised a dagger fighting rogue, that can beat swordsmen with her dagger.
your dagger fighting rogue just grabbed the opponents swors blade with their fucking hand. your dagger fighting rogue lost
@the-rat12 wrong. It's a technique. And seen across centuries of manuscripts for fighting that recommend it as an action:
I.33...
Fiore...
Leckuchner...
Talhoffer...
And those are just the Bloßfechten examples, in Harnischfecten, grabbing the sword is a recommended action to gain control.
So no, my squire had perfect control over the sword in that action: she parried upward, then seized the blade above the cross guard where it had no room to slip in her grasp, ensuring she wouldn't get cut.
ouh waow,,,, i feel so special for being such an idiot i was worthy of this amazing demonstration
I'm so proud of you <3 that idiot is my boss <3
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I think mabye using people 3 years younger than me as role models for 7 years straight because I didn't have anyone else to talk to might have had a slight effect on my development ngl
Pray tell, what tastes better than it smells?!
a tounge
WELCOME HOME
@the-rat12
Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.
Experienced people eater weighing in with the most galaxy brain option
Joomapel riri guess where I am wee wee
the bottom of the Atlantic
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my name is riri and that’s no lie, I only go by ferry, I never fly. I eat John west tuna all night long, grooving and swinging while I sing my song
The worst part of boomerang disease is you keep catching it over and over
All my mutuals reblogged this post at once so you and I got to be buddies in hell
