Pillbaby Tale - Babysitter M
It had been three weeks since S officially took over Abby's care, but only a few days since Abby's AI network, from the egg-shaped Untrained Neural Network, was transferred to Infant's body with tiny arms and legs. Thanks to this, she began wearing wig-like hair and various clothes. S was overjoyed to do her hair braided, but Infant also had his weaknesses.
Surprisingly, Abby quickly mastered how to move her new limbs, and although she couldn't quite walk or crawl well yet, she had devised her own ways of getting around β rolling or shuffling her bottom on the floor remained, which now meant she was everywhere.
Now S sat on the floor, leaning against a shelf, looking at her neon-eyed spark. Actually Abby was biting colorful plastic discs instead of simply arranging them. It was as if she wanted to see if each color tasted different. However, about ten minutes earlier, Abby had tried to climb onto a dresser and almost fell, and when S put her in her playpen, Abby had made a mountain of her plushes toys to climb up and escape her prison. At the last second, S caught her before she hit the floor.
S sighed quietly to herself; she hadn't expected it to be such a difficult task. Previously, when Abby woke up at night, petting her, rocking her, or getting into bed with her was enough, but now S needed help falling asleep.
The moment Abby stopped chewing the smallest red disc and started looking around for something else, S received a notification on her screen that her battery was at 27%. She realized that if she didn't go to sleep now, she wouldn't have enough energy to even read a bedtime book by evening.
S got up from the floor and walked over to Abby. Little Worker Drone, seeing the movement out of the corner of her eye, turned to her.
- Up! Up! Up! - She raised her hands, demanding to be picked up.
- Yes, Up - S said, lifting her and smiling despite tiredness - But mom needs to rest a bit, so I'll take you to Auntie M, okay?
- Yeeeeeeeah! Auntie Em! - Abby exclaimed, her eyes turning into happy stars.
- Okay, so that's settled - S replied, ignoring the fact that M would have a million reasons to disagree. But lately, R had been sitting with Abby, trying to teach her something about drawing or the names of colors.
Although the walk between the rooms was short, Abby didn't sit still for even a moment. First, she firmly grabbed her clothes with one hand, and with the other, discreetly tried to reach for S's tail. After failing, she started patting S on the back, supposedly to hurry her up, but hoping it would activate the wings that Mom, Uncle, and Aunt possess. After another failure, she grabbed a lock of S's silver hair and began playing with it, separating it into layers.
After S knocked on the door and it opened, it was immediately obvious that M wasn't happy. She probably knew from the sound of knocked that a cyan bomb was approaching.
- I'm tired, could you keep an eyes on her for a while? Please! - S said
- A while, exactly how long? - M asked, knowing her peace had just ended - And why me? Go ask R.
- R was sitting with her last time, when Clara asked me how I was doing with of care of Abby - Explained S - I'm really, really, really asking you, M. You can take anything you need. Some books, toys, cartoons on CD, just go to my room and get them.
M take a look the member of her former Disassembly Drones unit. There were lines of fatigue visible under her eyes, her hair was rather disheveled, and her ponytail was crooked, clearly indicating it had been hastily tied.
- I can't vouch for her physical or mental damage - M said reluctantly, extending her hands in front of her.
S either pretended not to hear or was too tired to intervene. She unhooked the infant drone from herself, passing it to another hand.
The first thing Abby did was to grab her aunt's hair, wanting to see if it tasted the same as S's or her own.
- Yuck! That's disgusting - Disgusted, M removed the drool-covered strand from Abby's mouth - I hate you so much beastie! - She hissed through her teeth, deliberately trying not to drop the infant to the ground in front of S.
- Thank you, M. Thank you so much - It was a bit strange to hear S's subdued thanks without her typical high-pitched, cheerful tone.
M returned to her room and quickly got Abby out of her arms, placing her on the fold-out couch.
- Okay - She began - Since we're already condemned to each other's company, let's discuss the most important rules.
Meanwhile, Abby was getting ready to roll around on the sofa.
- Firstly - M continued - You don't eat me, you don't irritate me, and you don't do what you always do, or else I'll tape you to the wall.
- Ta-pe? -Just before rolling, Abby looked at M, tilting her head.
-Yes - M replied - No kidding. Secondly, do you have an instruction manual? Although, no, I don't want reading anything. And thirdly, what do you want to do or whatever?
After the words "what do you want to do", Abby lost interest in testing the sofa's resilience. Instead, she reached out and pointed to a box with a screen similar to the one in S's room (yes, M also arranged for a box with screen for her room so she wouldn't have to "borrow" one from S).
M rolled her eyes - Really? Oh, these modern kids, they do nothing but watch the media - She commented aloud - Okay, S said yes, so I'll get something right away. Sit down and don't move - She added, gesturing with her hand that she was keeping an eye on her, and left the room.
It took about two minutes. M didn't bother to think about which animation CD to grab, so she just grabbed the first one she could find. From what she knew, the cover showed some colorful characters that looked like animals - dogs, she guess. She'd seen S put on that cartoon for Abby before.
- I have some colorful mutts - She said as she returned to the room, but she didn't think she'd see anything like this.
Somehow, Abby had gotten to the can of oil, just in case of overheating, that was on the table in front of the sofa. Now she was sitting on the floor with the can open, leaving handprints on the floor.
- Auntie M, look! - Abby boasted, waving her oil-stained hand.
- MY OIL!! - M shouted, probably heard all over Outpost 5.
- I'm paint-ing! It's good? - Abby asked in a somewhat innocent voice.
- No, not good! - M narrowed her eyes, standing right next to the infant - That's what I call wasting - She said - Go ahead, lick it up, quickly.
Abby tilted her head, confused. She hadn't expected the black stuff to be edible. She'd seen a can like that at S's sometimes, but she'd never let her try anything in it.
- What are you staring at? Didn't S teach you how to lick? - M commented - Shit, I can't believe I'm doing this. Look, you stick out your tongue and do this - She demonstrated by licking her hand, somewhat like a cat.
Abby watched her aunt with her cyan eyes wide open, as if a "black sauce = food" update had just been completed in her system.
Encouraged by her aunt's authority, Abby embarked on her mission. With great concentration, she began licking her little hand, smacking her lips loudly.
- Yuck... - She muttered under her breath, but obediently continued.
After Abby finished cleaning herself, M, proud that at least daughter S wouldn't be hungry, turned on a cartoon from a CD she'd grabbed.
Abby was thrilled when she saw what the animation was. She shouted out a word beginning with "B" and then tried to make the same movements as the smaller orange character on the screen.
However, soon after the cartoon's intro ended, something strange started happening to Abby.
- Em... I don't-feel-well - Abby said, her eyes turning into twisted spirals.
Before long, a black goo flew out of Abby's mouth in a single squirt. The same oil she'd before licked from her hands landed on her lavender one-piece clothe.
M stared in astonishment at the infant with vomit all over her clothe. Her screen displayed "No Instructions." She didn't understand how anyone could vomit up oil, much less clean up what had just happened.
Abby also couldn't comprehend what had happened. After two coughs, she looked down at her suit and the large black stain in the middle and began to sob slowly, preparing to cry.
- Ugh! Great! I'll give S's hit as soon as she wakes up - M said, clearly irritated. She then turned off the cartoon so nothing would ring unnecessarily in the room. - So what do I do now? - She asked.
Abby looked at M, not quite understanding what she meant, but after a moment she began straining to reach her back. Only then did M see that there were small rings on the back for opening and closing.
M sighed heavily, and an annoyance symbol appeared on her screen. She would have told her to unbutton it herself, but she suspected she couldn't.
- What kind of idiot would make something like that on the back and not the front?! - She groaned, trying to undo the buttons. She would have liked to rip them open with her claw, but S would have gone crazy.
Finally, she succeeded, and placed Abby's soiled clothes on the dresser to hand them to S so she could do what she wanted with them.
Returning, M decided that this was too much of a good thing for Abby and put in a CD of one of her games.
- Now I'll show you something more interesting than just funny and stupid dogs - She said, sitting on the couch with the console controller in her hands.
Abby didn't respond, just curled up on the couch.
M tore her gaze from the screen and looked at it - Hey, what's wrong with you this time?
Abby had a large sad expression in her eyes, which occasionally interspersed with notifications of snowflake symbol - Ccc-old - She replied miserably.
M sighed again, she could have guessed a bit. She looked around the room, as she didn't have anything in Abby's size, and she didn't feel like going to S's room, and she certainly wouldn't give her her own clothes because the baby might mess them up. Finally, she got up and soon returned with a blanket. M rarely slept in normal bed, she preferring to continue the sleeping style of the good, bad old Disassembly Drones days. So she didn't feel sorry for the blanket.
- Here - She said, throwing the blanket over Abby.
The blanket landed on Abby with a dull thud, completely covering the little Worker Drone. For a moment, only a shapeless mound of fabric was visible on the couch, from which, a second later, Abby's head, her wig slightly ruffled, emerged.
M snorted and settled comfortably on the sofa - Since you're no longer becoming a ice cube I can show you a few things other than what S is showing you.
And so the various explanations of what is what and what it does continued for the next few minutes until a knock sounded at the door.
- He-llooo! How you two did do-oooo? - S asked, yawning after her nap.