different people draw different worlds from me

My mom's a regular person though, she polishes her Tony awards one trophy at a time just like everyone else. No I'm being humble, my mom is fucking great. Clearly I got all her cool genetics, rip to my sisters and brother but that's just how the cookie crumbles. Your mom could call up my mom any day of the week to go backstage again, she'd do that in a heartbeat.

I’m sure all your siblings are great though. I mean I’ve talked to Addy a couple of times and she seems pretty cool too. Um... wow, that’s really sweet of you to say, but honestly, I’m not sure we could ever just call your mom like that. But I may try to see her again, you know, when I'm sure I won't turn into a puddle of nerves and say something totally awkward

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You're the one getting drunk and posting sad covers on the internet, Mila. It's not hard to be doing better.

ok yeah, you're not wrong. I’m slowly but surely getting back on track tho. I didn’t mean to drag anyone down with my posts but I guess we all cope in our own weird ways, right?

That's fair. As a midwife, I deal with some patients wanting all of the meds they can get, then others wanting to go it completely alone, so I'm not in the business of pushing one way or the other. Not a midwife pun. That sounds like a horrible experience, but it also sounds like it was a long time ago. Have you tried getting on stage again since then? Mm, sure, I have some relationship experience. Do you have any questions or need any advice?

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[Wipes tears from eyes] I thought i was a goner but you saved me. Don't worry I'll feed you the cookies and keep you going.

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Music's a great healer honestly, and you sound great (also if this is after half a bottle of vodka I'd love to hear what you can play sober?), but um... are you okay? I know, stranger on the internet overstepping and all that, but trust me cramming all the feelings down does not make them go away...

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That is very true, especially in a scary time. I know I am going to have to just accept the fact that I am getting him a dog. Maybe I could that would be interested in setting my own one up, would need to look at the interest I would get from that first. I am not sure if I have the bones for creativity but could give it a go.

Haha, I mean, getting a dog is definitely a big step, but I’m sure you’ve got this! I totally believe in your creative bones, just maybe don’t overthink it? I feel like the world needs more people taking a leap and going for it, even if it’s just for fun. And hey, if you ever need help brainstorming or bouncing ideas around, I’m sure you’d just need to ask. Some people on this site are really good at that.

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Better than you seem to be.

Oh, ouch. Brutal as ever, Bonnie.

Hey, I respect it. Kiss or kill, I'm not here to yuck your yum. Or your genetics, whatever.

I’m honestly not surprised you’re as cool as you are, with your mom being literally the coolest person ever. I’ve met her a couple of times in person and like... I couldn’t even get a word out. My mom’s a huge fan too. When she welcomed us into her dressing room, mom and her talked for a while and I just kinda stared like a total fan girl

Your last five Tumblr notifications are your zombie apocalypse family. Who are they? What weapons do you think each will wield? Will you survive? Or are you screwed?

Well, if you're planning on leaving us behind, I guess I’ll just grab all the snacks before I go.

Incorrect. I can in fact still be a robot void of all human emotions and still have standards. It just so happens that the most basic qualifier to meet those standards is the be a man, which is not a descriptor I think you fill.

Yeah, but not Asimov's robot, which was my point. Oh, yeah, tragically my devastating lack of testosterone really ruins my chances then.

I can imagine. I'm pretty sure they can prescribe temporary medication to help with things like stage fright if you need it every now and then, you know? What bad experiences are we talking about? Mm, I don't know if being married really qualifies me as any kind of relationship expert, but in this instance, yes, you probably should.

Yeah, I’ve heard medication can help, but I’ve always been a bit hesitant, especially with the whole public figure thing. So we can say a lot of factors weighed into my decision. Oh, like that time during a school play when I totally froze in the middle of my lines. I just blanked out. It was so embarrassing! But I laughed it off… eventually. Yeah, but being married means you've probably got some relationship experience, right?