Side Character Shit

the greenbriar kids: *slowly poisoning eldred to force him to abdicate* *frames their 5 year old brother for murder so he can never be a political competitor* *prophesied to be the destruction of the crown and ruination of the throne* *sleeping with eldred’s lovers do you think any of them ever slept with each others’ moms?? * *a somewhat functional? alcoholic since middle school* *eldest two brothers have separate plots to murder eldred* *one bro accidentally knocks up eldred’s gf* *then has one of his spies murder eldred’s pregnant gf bc of a prophecy that says if he ever had kids he can never be king* *murders eldred and 4/5 of their siblings and one of their siblings’ moms at a PUBLIC PARTY* *all this is only the three brothers the sisters are mostly just vibing*

James (visibly texting): I don't have a phone.

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MY POOR BOY LUCERYS 😭😭😭

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