my prediction? imma be on top of the world

Yo but why were people were shutting you down, that's a valid question??? WE LIVE ON THE SEA NOW OF COURSE YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE SHARKS???? I definitely don't think it's bears, I feel like bears are scared of no man, which... fair they're huge, why would they be?? God I'm gonna miss bears... also I have been informed that spikes are "impractical" but sharks tend to stay in the sea anyway, so I feel like we're good!!

Because I wanted to bring a shark in a shark tank onto stage and make it disappear. Problem was, where it was going to disappear to, because I have no idea. Bears are cool. Wait, can we bring bears with us? It sucks to leave all the animals behind. I kinda want to head back to land and become Doctor Dolittle. Spikes? What are the spikes for?

So.. Where to even start? The world has gone to shit and we're all here together. I don't even know what to say about that. I feel like a lot of you are acclimating well, but I'm pretty sure I'm still in panic mode. I feel like Troy in Community, in that one scene. You all know what I'm talking about. Does anyone else feel this way or are we all feeling chill now?

I'm like Donald Glover in Spider-Man where his hands get webbed to the car. Except I'm still webbed to the car as the apocalypse happens all around me and the world floods and I'm just still there, water all around me. Not love, like the song, just water. But I definitely feel it in my fingers and in my toes.

Ngl when the world started descending into madness I was kinda hoping for a Mad Max kinda situation so I could build the sickest bike the world had ever seen, but a boat's still pretty cool... do you think the captain would let me paint like... flames on the side or something?? Or like... maybe spikes or something on the hull, there's sharks in the sea right?? I mean I should figure out how to actually get to the parts of the boat I work in first, this place is a maze man, anybody know where the engine room would be??

Oh good luck with the shark thing. I asked about sharks five minutes in and got shut down immediately. Probably would have got thrown overboard if my sister didn't step in. It's a danger to people. Which doesn't really make sense because they're more scared of us than we are of them right? Or is that bears? Or spiders? Anyway, no sharks.