Don't mess with me. I'll take your shirt.

Not even pee?! (at The PIT Loft)

It's been real, 59E59th! The show was on FIRE tonight! (at 59E59 Theaters)

I walked past this room and was all "Um why does this feel so familiar?!" Oh right. The last time I was here, I decided to be a doctor. (at Weill Cornell Medical College)

Jo Firestone is a silly genius and Punderdome is effing BRILLIANT (at Housing Works Bookstore Cafe)

Moral of the story: It pays to be a tease.

And here's the shot! J looks like God. #DaddysSecondMarriage #inceptiongram

OMG V is shooting production stills at this shoot! #DaddysSecondMarriage #metagram

#eeeeeeee #uhoh #666 #blessed

Early Sunday shoot! #Hooray #DaddysSecondMarriage #Sketch (at The Peoples Improv Theater (PIT))

Come to @thepit tomorrow at 7 and you'll understand. @kathleenarmenti will be there. (at The Peoples Improv Theater (PIT))

@mikeymontalbano: Two of my shows in one PIT newsletter?! It's the little accomplishments... #fame #babysteps (at The Peoples Improv Theater (PIT))

Two of my shows in one PIT newsletter?! It's to little accomplishments... #fame #babysteps (at The Peoples Improv Theater (PIT))

A tourist pointed a camera straight in my direction. I made this face. They changed their mind. #victory

4 1/2 hours down. 9 1/2 to go. #HiHoTheGlamorousLife (at The Peoples Improv Theater (PIT))

Backstage before we go do stage things we've never done on stage before! I'm doing an original song! (at The Peoples Improv Theater (PIT))

After! (at The Peoples Improv Theater (PIT))

Before! (at The Peoples Improv Theater (PIT))