Why is everyone gay?
Straightestmikegate is very disappointing what happened to true pure heterosexual love?
What has society fallen to.
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@mike-straight-wheeler
Why is everyone gay?
Straightestmikegate is very disappointing what happened to true pure heterosexual love?
What has society fallen to.

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I’m going to address the homosexual allegations.
I can’t wait to marry Eleven in good heterosexual fashion at the local village with three waterfalls. I’ll see about letting Max come she kind of pisses me off.
wtf are the gay and bi mike wheeler tags im literally straight and the number 1 woman lover. I don’t like men I just like women and the women all love me obviously but I only have eyes for W- I mean Eleven
@hetero-el-hopper
Eleven i care for you so much maybe when this is all over we can go to the local village with three waterfalls.

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How can anyone be gay when women exist
bisexuality is a thing, mike. also, why is will there...
But I love women… I can’t be bi
Oh how did that image get there…. I don’t remember putting it there
Me core 🖤🤍🖤
#straight is great
How can anyone be gay when women exist
FOR REA— wait why is Will there? 😟
Wait I thought that was El…..
I’m still straight this doesn’t mean anything
I don’t need no man I am better off on my own than with piece of shit.
Wow are you really shit talking me behind my back, this is so ridiculous smh 🤦
Will would never
Can you stop bringing up Will Mike?
If you love him so much then why don’t you get with him.
WHAT THE HELL
ME AND WILL ARE JUST FRIENDS I DONT LOVE HIM LIKE THAT
I AM STRAIGHT😡😡😡😡
is kissing the homies gn gay?
I would never ever kiss a man but if I had to kiss my homie Will gn it would not be gay because I am a straight man comfortable in my sexuality.

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How can anyone be gay when women exist
I mean fuck I like women I like Eleven I like eggos I like females I like straightness
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHIMDEADDDDDDDD
Are you me but g-gay?
Hello Mike Wheeler here to tell you that it is okay to be straight don’t listen to the heterophobes.
will comes with you on your dates with el????
It would be rude to not invite him what’s so weird about it??
I need him there because he helps me tell El I luh- luh- lové her.
If El can bring Max on our dates then why can’t I bring Will smh.
@hetero-el-hopper
Please take me back I miss you my superhero 🥺🥺

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I dump your ass
@hetero-el-hopper
What the hell El, what did I do this time???
you’re being ridiculous if this is about me saying you look better with a shaved head than with long hair than I’d like to say that it was two weeks ago move on.
Ugh so much drama smh 🙄🙄🙄
I mean fuck I like women I like Eleven I like eggos I like females I like straightness