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no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Gina Linda

She needs real dick stat!

I got this black chick, she don’t know how to act Always talkin out her neck, makin her fingers snap She like, “Listen Jigga Man, I don’t care if you rap You better - R-E-S-P-E-C-T me”

I got this French chick that love to french kiss She thinks she’s Bo Derek, wear her hair in a twist My, cherie amor, t£ est belle Merci, you fine as fuck but you givin me hell

I got this Indian squaw the day that I met her Asked her what tribe she with, red dot or feather She said all you need to know is I’m not a ho And to get with me you better be Chief Lots-a-Dough

I got this young chick, she so immature She like, “Why you don’t buy me Reeboks no more?” Like to show out in public, throw tantrums on the floor Gotta toss a couple dollars, just to shut up her holla

Got a project chick, that plays her part And if it goes down y'all that’s my heart Baby girl so thorough she been with me from the start Hid my drugs from the NARCs, hid my guns by the parts

I got this model chick that don’t cook or clean But she dress her ass off and her walk is mean Only thing wrong with ma she’s always on the scene God damn she’s fine but she parties all the time

I get frequent flier mileage from my stewardess chick She look right in that tight blue dress, she’s thick She gives me extra pillows and seat back love So I had to introduce her to the Mile High Club

I got this paranoid chick, she’s scared to come to the house

A hypochondriac who says ouch before I whip it out

Got a chick from Peru, that sniff Peru She got a cousin at customs that get shit through

Got this weedhead chick, she always catch me doin shit Crazy girl wanna leave me but she always forgets

Got this Chinese chick, had to leave her quick’ Cause she kept bootleggin my shit

I got this African chick with Eddie Murphy on her skull She like, “Jigga Man, why you treat me like animal?” I’m like excuse me Ms. Fufu, but when I met your ass you was dead broke and naked, and now you want half

I got this ho that after twelve million sold Mami’s a narcolyptic, always sleepin on Hov’ Gotta tie the back of her head like Deuce Bigalow I got so many girls across the globe..

HARRIET TUBMAN WAS HELD CAPTIVE AND BOUND TO UNPAID, BACK-BREAKING LABOR SINCE BIRTH UNDER PENALTY OF TORTURE OR DEATH. SHE MANAGED TO ESCAPE THAT LIFE, AND SHE TURNED THE FUCK AROUND AND WENT THE FUCK BACK TO GET EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS STILL TRAPPED IN IT. AND THEN SHE DID IT AGAIN EIGHTEEN MORE TIMES.

WHEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN WAS UNSURE WHETHER OR NOT HE WAS PREPARED TO MAKE A STAND AGAINST SLAVERY, HARRIET TUBMAN BASICALLY SAID HE SHOULD STOP BEING SUCH A DIAPER BABY AND THAT GUYS WHO ARE TOO SCARED TO END SLAVERY DON’T DESERVE TO WIN WARS.

NOT ONLY DID SHE SECRET OVER 300 SLAVES TO FREEDOM ON THE UNDERGROUND RAILROAD, BUT SHE ACTED AS A SPY FOR THE UNION ARMY DURING THE CIVIL WAR, AND BECAME THE FIRST WOMAN TO LEAD AN ARMED ASSAULT IN THE CIVIL WAR. THAT RAID BROUGHT FREEDOM TO OVER 700 SLAVES IN ONE GO.

SO I JUST WANT YOU TO STEW ON THAT FOR LIKE A MINUTE. ACTING IN THE SHADOWS, SHE WALKED INTO HELL ON EARTH 19 TIMES TO SAVE HER FELLOW HUMAN BEINGS FROM THE TORMENT SHE ENDURED, AND THE SECOND SHE WAS GIVEN EVEN A MODICUM OF POWER, SHE MANAGED TO FREE SEVEN HUNDRED SLAVES IN ONE DAY. 

She also got ripped off by the government, who wasn’t paying her what she deserved (and wouldn’t even give her her pension after the war for her service- but instead eventually granted her pension as the widow of a veteran), so she supported herself by making and selling root beer. 

She used her earnings to support free black women, she worked to support two schools for freed men in the south, she provided food and care to the black people that came to her home, and she fought for women’s suffrage. When she died, she was buried with military honors. 

Oh, and when she had brain surgery, she denied anesthesia and instead bit down on a bullet.