wait i'm gleeked

he holds up some shots that are obviously amateur and the outfits are hideous but the way they’re taken is exactly what kurt is looking for

he searches through his files and finds out who took them, only to feel completely sick to his stomach because there is NO. WAY. he is reading that right.

fucking sebastian smythe.

kinda devil wears prada esque i just love kurt at vogue!!!!!

YES YES I LOVE THIS IDEA SO SO MUCH!!!!!

Honestly anything involving vogue employee Kurt is amazing in my opinion 😌

I never thought about this before but it’s genius!

So I think Kurt had to BEG Sebastian to go to the beach with him cause Sebastian hates the beach and overall like hot weather

So when they arrive there Sebastian mostly wants to have his peace and read a book but after like 10 minutes Kurt sprays Sebastian with water which reallyyy pisses him off (not really tho)

That ends up with Kurt and Sebastian throwing water at each other in the ocean laughing and Sebastian finally realizes that the beach isn’t that bad (he won’t admit it but they both know it)

Later Kurt wants to relax and maybe tan for a bit when Sebastian does the same thing kurt earlier did back, mostly just to piss Kurt off (it works)

They mostly just spend the rest of the day laying in the sun talking, making out every now and then and teasing each other

Around early evening Sebastian is basically begging Kurt to go back home cuz as much as he learned to like the beach, he still hated hot weather and he wanted private time with Kurt

Sebastian was my fav Glee character as soon as I saw him, and most things I love about him are packed in this one performance:

His aggressive flirting with Blaine, bordering on sexual harassment

His homophobic bigotry against Kurt and Santana (all his condescending attitudes to Santana in this scene were gold)

Amazing Warbler performance - maybe my favourite Sebastian-led Warbler number

Grant's sexy moves and smiles

All the Warblers having fun in the performance

Sebastian being a good antagonist and making the Glee members sweat

Sebastian and Santana's rival chemistry. Sebastian is so much more fun with Kurt and Santana than Blaine. I know now why I quickly lost interest in Seblaine fanfics...