Ahsoka Mcfuckinglives Tano

don't mind me with my gen z card here. let's just say this is specifically mainline games continuity and ignore masters for the sake of the funny number.

transcript because my handwriting is terrible and my tablet doesn't have a text generator:

Someone else: "How many Pokémon do you have?"

Ingo: [stiffly gesturing the numbers with his hands] "Oh, I have 13 fellow engineers aboard! 6 here, 7 there..."

Narrator: "This is the world's largest totem pole. It's existed for 800 years. Could it have been built by aliens?"

An Actual Native American: "My tribe carved this out of a living tree 800 years ago with special knives and hammers. We have those exact tools in our local history museum. The faces on it depict characters from our folklore."