nothing scarier than activity on an old post.....where did u find that thang

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Running late because you had to doodoo is self care

Holding it in til you get to work to doodoo on the clock is fiscal responsibility

These are regular chairs to me

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

Shout out to the USA for pissing Australians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

real friends will copy your serial killer patterns when the police have you in custody so that the police think there’s no way that you’re the killer because you were in jail at the time of the murder

everybody get out of this grocery store i need some time alone

call her ai the way she makes me generate slop

it's so lucky for us that the moon gets full once a month. i'm a busy guy and i can't do it all but i hate to miss things. so it's nice when someone says "wow did you see the moon last night? it was amazing. so full and huge!" because you know what i don't sweat it. that's gonna happen again. the celestial event rerun recorded on the universe's beautiful vhs.