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VEGETA, PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS. indie writing blog by kim. mutuals-only. vibes-based. non-rp blogs do not interact.
001. RULES. 002. ABOUT. 003. VERSES. 004. PROMPTS. 005. PINTEREST.
I WILL MAKE NATIONS BEND AND BOW BY MY FEET — SO PREPARE, GET YOUR ARMIES READY, I'LL BE COMING!
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BARTLEBY, that's not creepy at all. @systemsred
the moon-call like a noose around his neck: one glance and the madness is upon him. when the silver light kisses his spine, it arches as if in response to a lover.
less than halfway to his rawest form, a bloodred eye fixes on the angel. his smirk remains unchanged: are they not both extraordinary beings in the trappings of the ordinary? muscles bulge, veins pulsing outward. the spine cracks as it bend; hair bristles and stands on edge.
‘this is pure power, unique to my people.’
breathing hard, he’s a wild man, unrecognisable; he’s something else, as ugly on the surface as he posits himself to be inward. this is the true face of the warriors: half-man, half-beast, and something else entirely. words come out garbled through a mouthful of jagged and too-large teeth: ‘i hardly thought you would be so small-minded.’
I'm 5'1" but my attitude 6'1"
BETH JOHANSSEN, human beings have a remarkable ability to accept the abnormal and make it normal. @systemsred
the prince isn’t feeling charitable today. if anything, his stare is extra-withering, and he doesn’t even do her the courtesy of attempting to suppress the roll of his eyes.
‘hmph. human beings have a remarkable ability to pat themselves on the back for doing what every moderately intelligent species since the dawn of time has done.’ now he can see another eyeroll, feel the imagined smack of a soft hand against hard bicep muscle and teeth bared in a way to make any saiyan’s heart pound, hear a voice telling him to eat, or go to sleep. SILENCE, WOMAN!
this one can shut up as well. he only wants to kill. unlike kakarot, who seems to find endless fascination in new places and new faces (you want abnormal, look at him!), all vegeta can think about is how useless they all are. they’ve barely invented space travel, and they call the ones with tails unevolved. pah! who is the strongest warrior on this planet? he’s yet to receive a straight answer.
‘nothing about your people impresses me, you know. i don’t know why you bother.’
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so high he's back on planet vegeta
mark crosses his arms over his chest, brows raising as the guy ( vegeta? and he’s talking shit about farmers? ) speaks. ' grew potatoes. on a planet where that should’ve been impossible. after being left behind because my crew thought i had been killed during a storm that cut our mission short. ' his tone is light, but his shoulders are tense, smile brittle. this isn’t the first time someone’s been dismissive of his work. it sure as fuck won’t be the last. but to suggest that, somehow, tending plants is “ inferior ” to other activities … go fuck yourself. ' and i’m a mechanical engineer too, for the record. ' though he hasn’t gotten to tinker with any machinery lately. maybe he’ll take the playstation apart now that they’ve upgraded to a new one, check out what’s going on in there. could be fun. FOCUS, WATNEY! ' regardless, i find your dismissal of farmers pretty shitty. everybody would starve without ‘em. '
the sneering continues: ‘did you win a prize for biggest tuber at the martian county fair?’ listen to him! the vegeta of mere years ago would have eviscerated him where he stood for understanding a jibe like that, let alone making it. but that vegeta was from another, more savage lifetime, and would have understood neither the joke nor the banality of everyday human life behind it, and this vegeta could swat him easily with a finger: even in destroying himself he keeps his pride. in destroying enemies, too, though the scientist can hardly be counted an enemy. that would imply some contest between them; there is none. just his standard measure of disdain. ‘any other accolades i should be aware of?’ what does he want, anyway, a pat on the back? you’re talking to the crown prince of an elite warrior race, he wants to remind him, and does: ‘any inferior species, maybe. we saiyans hunt our food.’
DOCTOR(?) MARK WATNEY, i'm a scientist! @botanypowers
it takes some amount of sheer audacity to claim your work’s worth much more than it is. vegeta knows scientists, intimately. scientists — successful ones — don’t get stranded on alien planets with little hope of rescue. that that may be the circumstance under which he first met his wife — not relevant. hardly the same thing. (sounds like the same thing to me!, chimes an annoying voice in the back of his skull. kakarot might not notice a difference, but he doesn’t notice much.) and it’s hard to take this “scientist” seriously when he appears to protest so strongly. shouldn’t the work speak for itself? the prince sneers. ‘you’re not a scientist. you grow potatoes. you’re a farmer.’ and a step below kakarot at that. ‘on my planet, only the very weakest, the most pathetic, are set to the task of tending plants.’
PROMPTS FROM PROJECT HAIL MARY * assorted dialogue from the book by andy weir, some lines reworked to suit a roleplay format, adjust as necessary
human beings have a remarkable ability to accept the abnormal and make it normal.
it'll be interesting to see how this plays out.
glad i could be part of it.
evolution is lazy.
i guess this is it.
your face is leaking.
i will miss you.
you're my friend. heck, you're my best friend.
we have figured this out.
got to love computers. they do all the thinking for you so you don't have to.
another day, another staff meeting.
who would have thought saving the world could be so boring?
does that mean it's not no? is that another yes?
you're not alone. neither of us are.
sometimes the stuff we all hate ends up being the only way to do things.
i'm a scientist!
now we're getting somewhere!
time for me to use science.
i'm hungry.
what's your name?
are all russians crazy?
when stupid ideas work, they become genius ideas.
do you believe in god?
i know it's a personal question.
it's like he's inviting us to explore the universe.
if i had a nickel for every time i wanted to smack a kid's parents for not teaching them even the most basic things... well... i'd have enough nickels to put in a sock and smack those parents with it.
this is happy!
your face opening is in sad mode.
we're pretty untrustworthy, but i don't want him to know that.
i'm smart enough to know that i'm stupid. that's progress.
you poked it with a stick?
it was a scientific poke with a very scientific stick.
work fast.
first i have to wait for my computer to wake up.
fist my bump.
usually you're not stupid.
once again, i'm struck by melancholy.
i have to save humanity first. stupid humanity. getting in the way of my hobbies.
oh thank god. i can't imagine explaining sleep to someone who had never heard of it.
if i can't do it for a while, i go insane and eventually die.
no need for concern.
we're as smart as evolution made us.
we're the minimum intelligence needed to ensure we can dominate our planet.
i spend a lot of time un-suiciding this suicide mission.
that's not creepy at all.
wait a minute! am i a guinea pig?
it's not like that.
no. you cannot die. you are my friend.
be careful.
i don't want to look dumb in front of the aliens.
math is not thinking. math is procedure.
at least i'm not alone.
aaaaand they're dead.
you get to watch your food cook without melting your face off.
the hardest part about working with aliens and saving humanity from extinction is constantly having to come up with names for stuff.
you are here!
you saved me!
set up the damn tunnel!
get back in your ship!
it gives me a feeling of control.
i'm on a suicide mission.
yes. there'll be wars.
see how easy it is?
all i have to do is tell you something you don't want to hear.
it's the kids of today that'll have to make the world of tomorrow work.
when you're stupid tired, accept that you're stupid tired. don't try to solve things right then.
want to meet up in the bathroom down the hall and have sex?
let's see what we can do when we really set our minds to it.
you want me to observe you sleep?
you're a coward and you always have been!
you avoid risk like the plague.
Vegeta and his waifu…..
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PATRON SAINT OF LOST FAITH.
patron saint of leaving it by the roadside. patron saint of it slipping out of your fingers. patron saint of searching and searching. patron saint of yearning for it back. patron saint of scraping your fingers down to the bone trying to hold onto it. patron saint of losing it anyway. saint of lost faith. not the saint of getting it back.
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murderbot , that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard. @makebrave
‘tch. and what?!’ the energy from that direction is a crackling void. what he can sense from it is naught but electricity and scorn. there ought to be awe, in the face of his own sheer power—but he’s not entirely sure machines can feel awe. pity for them—though he’s not entirely sure he can feel pity.
vegeta can return its crackling contempt just as well, and it’s all organic—sharp-toothed pride passed down through generations of blood. short an eyeroll, his voice is polished irony, cold and smooth as the metal it meets. ‘do go on. there’s nothing i love more than to listen to the opinionated yammering of a glorified trash compactor.’
something about his aloofness is negated by the way the tail about his waist constricts, by the way it flicks the air: impatient. irritable. (invariably.) ‘hmph.’
if i had a nickel for every time i’ve written a guy who hugged his son for the first time and then supposedly died in a self-sacrificing explosion motivated by the greater good after a lifetime of hurting the people around him i’d have two nickels which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice
PROMPTS FROM SCOTT PILGRIM vs. THE WORLD * assorted dialogue from the 2010 film, adjust as necessary
when i'm around you, i kind of feel like i'm on drugs. not that i do drugs. unless you do drugs, in which case i do them all the time. all of them.
does that mean we can make out?
i skimmed it.
is there anywhere you don't work?
we are here to sell out and make money and stuff.
hey, so can this not be a one night stand?
there's more than one kind?
you've got mail.
i know i can be hard to be around sometimes. i totally understand if you don't want to hang anymore.
you will pay for your insolence.
break out the l-word.
that was a joke.
what the hell...
it's amazing what we can do with computers these days.
we have an unfinished business.
what did you have in mind?
i think garlic bread would have to be my favorite all-time food.
what do you play?
it's not a race, guys!
go ahead. i'm too cool for you anyway.
i'm so happy for you.
that's kind of a big question.
this is good garlic bread.
guess who's drunk!
you'll pay for your crimes against humanity!
you have a band?
i love this song!
what's the website for that?
we're terrible. please come.
don't you talk to me about grammar!
i know you have reasons for not wanting to talk about your past.
did you make some of those up?
i could eat it for every meal.
this is impossible! how can this be?
this is only my first offense. don't i get three strikes?
did you really see a future with this girl?
step up your game.
how are you doing that with your mouth?
it's milk and eggs, bitch.
bread makes you fat?
wait, can i get your number?
they have not started playing yet.
i want you to know that i don't care about any of that stuff.
we are here to make you think about death and get sad and stuff.
what kind of tea do you want?
you are incorrigible.
you used to be so nice.
what's that? you're outside?
oh, well, that's not that bad.
you know what really sucks? everything.
didn't you get my email explaning the situation?
i know you play mysterious and aloof just to avoid getting hurt.
i have to go pee due to boredom.
call us when you're done.
i've never even kissed a guy before.
he just left.
that was a test, and you passed.
i don't know the meaning of the word.
if you want something bad, you have to fight for it.
if i peed my pants, would you pretend that i just got wet from the rain?
do you have any embarrassing stories?
you made me swallow my gum! that's going to be in my digestive tract for seven years!
everything does suck.
why can't we have our own secret shows?
sounds like someone wants to get funky.
so what you're saying is we're dating?
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this is my surprised face.
getting proof wouldn't be hard.
i wasn't annoyed at all. not one bit.
you can't tell anyone i'm here.
it couldn't be this easy.
it doesn't sound like you.
i want to make sure it's safe.
now i have to check it out to prove you wrong.
we're friends, and friends call each other by name.
i hadn't realized this was a perk until now.
i didn't know what i wanted.
but don't mind me, it's not like i know what i'm doing or anything.
oh, a running joke, those aren't annoying at all.
it shouldn't be weird, but it's weird.
yes, that was sarcasm.
i mean, if i was going to attack someone, i couldn't have picked a better spot.
the only way out of this is to kill them.
why are you pointing that at me?
i know you know that, asshole.
do you have any idea what attacked us?
telling the truth was sort of working out for me.
but old habits die hard.
give me your weapon.
does that sound terrifying? because it was terrifying.
sorry, it's not personal.
oh, that's not suspicious at all.
you were there when it counted.
possibly i was overthinking this.
i should be over this by now.
well, that was all useless.
i mean, there's a first time for everything.
not i said "supposedly."
okay, i was scared.
i didn't know if i could trust them.
yes, you should worry.
why should i trust you? you obviously don't trust us.
i forgot what an asshole you are.
i'm almost glad you're here.
i'm not your enemy. i'm just cautious.
i'm going to touch you, don't freak out.
i handled the situation very badly. i apologize.
i should have had more confidence in you.
it made me feel like a person.
i can protect you.
i wish you trusted me, but i understand why you didn't.
no one gets to walk away from that.
you have no idea what i am.
you're afraid, you're hurt, and you need to calm the fuck down so we can get through this situation alive.
i don't want to be here.
that's the dumbest thing i've ever heard.
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yeah i’m a clown. honk honk
and just when you think you’re at your absolute lowest a blonde motherfucker comes along and makes everything so much worse
