frothing at the mouth

phoebe bridgers 💞💞 phoebe 💞💞bridgers💞 fee💞💞peebee 💞💞bridgers peepe💞💞bridge💞💞 pewpew💞💞 pho 💞💞briges💞phoebe💞💞 phoebe beidgwrs💞💞

i hate it when candles are like ‘autumn scented’ like,, do you smell like a chilly breeze?? do you smell like the first warm gusts of the heater in the morning?? do you smell like wool sweaters that have been in the closet for too long and pavement after rain and the warmth of waking up in your comforter and it’s still dark outside??? if not, get your artificial pumpkin spice latte sugar pumpkin sweet muffin headache inducing crap outta here

you wanna see hardcore??? *snorts line of comet powder cleanser* *immediately dies*

i watched the whole season of young royals in a day and then the next day i rewatched the whole season again bc i needed to re-process it. i am not ok. i am not yet sure if i will rewatch the season for a third time. please. someone be the wilhelm to my simon.

hey guys kinda sad on this wednesday night so can y’all give your little pet kitties a kiss on the head for me thanks

my mom gave birth to me by c-section at claire’s

me trying to come up with an account name: (thinking about how girls like cute cuddly things) uhhh miffy!! yeah, miffy uhhhh (remembering girls also like tough, fierce and daring guys) uhhhhhg carnage

babe wake up i got 2 notes on my mediocre tumblr post